if the car was amphibious, i would have just floated my happy ass out of the big ass puddle, wouldnt i? so much for higher education. i guess english isnt your major.
what does mom think about you borrowing the car for months at a time? you really ought to come visit more often. dont worry about the phone call man, between your unwashed self and your moms "baron von munchausen", shell smell you coming.
youd think with all the walking you do down there that youd find it easier to maintain your girlish figure. youre almost as big as me, man. and thats sayin something. guess ill have to sit ACROSS the table from you next time i want to get paid.
sorry to hijack your thread. who were we making fun of, again?
oh yeah, "rabbert". shit. you know, sometimes you talk shit about people, and then sometimes you just bite your knuckle and say "daaaammn." i think this is one of those times.
jon, poker tonight, make the trip. call me, smooches.