Orion

you know it was buttah cuz it was on a roll!

how does two and a half years of experience and a securities license (series 6) stand up? wast good enough last spring. hope theres no hard feelings.

welp, im pretty religious, and i believe in freedom of religion. too bad they didnt ask me. mike, please. for a start, the civil war, the french and indian war, the war of independence, ww1, the first gulf war, the war of 1812..... ...and these are just wars where america was involved. religion, while being a huge motivating factor in a lot of things, is not always something people go to war over. as broken as us humans are, we can find plenty of other reasons to war than religion.

why ya sellin, homie?

"uh, what was that to?" "about, 165 or so." ill take two, please.

i-pod mini.

the dude in the maroon shirt looks like eli.

joel, dont you have some shelves to tear down, or a donkey to kick or something? for what its worth, i agree with tony. big suprise there, eh?

jesus, im so busy laughing at all of the other nonsense in this thread, that i cant write my own freakin comeback! ok man, give me a little bit. once i clean up all the pepsi off of my desk, ill get something on here. p.s., its no fun if you go to the "riffing on the internet is not cool" card. not for either of us.

graemlins/thatfunny.gif marc, youre hilarious.

i will be praying for you.

did you seriously just drop a kfc reference on me? after claiming that i wasnt allowed to make fun of you because "i dont know you"? if there was a kfc near me, i would single handedly be keeping it in business. youre right, i wasnt giving your level of stupidity nearly enough credit. if my posts are "*** suck", I can only conclude that you don't read your own. and why should you? theyre about as interesting as a puddle of frogs piss. actually - come to think of it - theyre less interesting than a puddle of frogs piss, you pitiful inbred bucktoothed bobblehead with a penchant for playing the harmonica with your ass. dullard, you are lamer than a three-legged dog trying to take a shit on a frozen lake. telling folks that youre going to "leave it alone", and then responding with a weak attempt at humor is a good way to end up on my bad side. you dont want to be there. graemlins/slap.gif

actually, it isnt. even if my post had anything to do with homosexuality.

hell man, the only reason im not gay is because its bad enough being rejected by women.

like your legacy? great idea!!! *grin

might have something to do with your sexual tendencies. sucks about your car though.

you guys need to bone and get that shit over with. theres too much sexual tension between the two of you. back on topic,i got my pup at the shelter over here on the east side, and i wouldnt trade him for any dog. house trained, mostly understands commands, sweet as anything, never barks, and has all of his shots. awesome dog. anyone whos seen him will verify.

my usual greeting s, "dont drop the soap." but it seems youre already bent over and reaching for it. so, ill say this, "dont forget your lube."

my usual greeting s, "dont drop the soap." but it seems youre already bent over and reaching for it. so, ill say this, "dont forget your lube."

my usual greeting s, "dont drop the soap." but it seems youre already bent over and reaching for it. so, ill say this, "dont forget your lube."

rofl. yeah, zilla's right. dude isnt the brightest bulb.

i do like the new font. pretty cool.

i was thinkin more like ruths chris. pm me for details.

w00t! *beckons to the kitchen* this way everybody!

w00t! *beckons to the kitchen* this way everybody!