high risk, if you dont quit pasting stuff that other people have written in this here match, your going to spend most of your time going down like the ho that you are.
i guess i should give you props for even showing up and taking a shot at it, but its really difficult for me to show any kind of love to someone who is in high school, yet is constantly wiping drool off of his chin. i have a feeling that the best part of your bus drivers day is after he drops you off, and then has to go back and clean up your seat. hell never forget the time you managed to squirm out of your pull ups.
ive never been to your house, but i have a feeling i know what your room looks like. lots of bright colors, with simple shapes all over the place. if youre parents are smart, which they most assuredly cant be if they didnt drown you at birth, they will have put plexiglass on the walls up to about 5 ft, so you can finger paint on them, and your crayon drawings are easily washed away. these are all guesses, but i am positive of one thing, your bed crinkles like plastic when you jump on it. the fact that your name is tommy is icing on the cake, rugrat. a few questions...
if you ever did manage to get a girl to come over and watch a movie with you, what would you watch? tele tubbies? or one of your bob the builder tapes?
do you think your collections of belly button lint and sippy cups are impressive?
do you think you could swim with a large boulder tied to your ankle? (purely for informational purposes)
i dont think weve met, but if we ever do, i imagine my reaction will be like just about everyone else on this board. something akin to pointing and laughing, or maybe ill just say "daaaaayyyyuuuuummmmmm......." and bite my knuckles.