Orion

aint that the truth. id much rather look like george micheal during his "wham" days than ever be confused with you. at least i could grow some facial hair. as far as you getting "routinely" classified as over 21, i can imagine people lied about jenna jameson's age so they could bone her without it sticking to their conscience as well. what you tell people for gay porno purposes doesnt count. even if its "routine." way to pinch my joke, man. i admit, every now and then i use some recycled material, but i for damn sure wont use any of the stuff the guy im tryin to own has already said himself. even if you thought it was hilariously funny when i said that i was trying to get to the point where my belly doesnt jiggle when im brushing my teeth, you still didnt get my permission to use that. so, i want my fucking nickel, you un-original, copyright infringing teenager. one more thing, how many girls have YOU brought out this year? and i dont mean guys that you dressed up and put makeup on.

mark has you trained well, young'un.

funniest picture pages post evar!!! you kill me, man. tein s-techs. they ride pretty well, actually. i had eibach pro kit springs on my galant, and it ran much worse than the rex. i havent had the car aligned yet, thats going to be on friday. i think for now that ill probably just have it set to factory specs. dont want to eat up my tires, and im not going to be competing with any japanese "dorifto" kings any time soon. thanks for the opinions, guys. feel free to see if you can outdo eli. in his defense, he was a bit rushed.

ok, ill give you that, but that doesnt mean you cant be funny in your ownage of him. shit, even if you toss in a "your momma" joke every now and then, at least i can smile at something like that. this is just a bunch of gravy training. (john, i know you started it, im not always talking about you.)

who told you that you were intelligent? and you believed them? wow. hey man, ive got some land to sell you in florida...... 18? my bad, i could have sworn you were like 14 or 15. might be those cute outfits you wear. that schoolgirl uniform is all you, man. i bet if he promised to have you home by midnight, your mom would let mike take you out on a date.

7) DJ - Bone Stock WRX no, but you can put money on some hooked for phonics, you unfunny, non-spelling, ignorant ass cheerleader! besides, any race thats going to take place would happen well after curfew, so its not like youll be able to join us anyways.

wow guys, he threw you a hanging curveball, and you hit a 17 hopper to the shortstop. weaksauce. (hey john, tell me how non funny i am again. please) redface.gif

im with him. thoughts and prayers for the family. thanks for bringing this to us, jason.

so, i put some new springs on my car. ostensibly to improve the handling, and because i got a great deal on them (thanks, advanced imports), but hey, lets not kid ourselves, it makes the car look a hell of a lot better, too. problem is, now i dont know which pic to make my new sig. opinions will be heard, but not necessarily paid any attention. and the nominees are......... (drumroll, please) http://mark8.org/users/Eli/1/WRX/sig1.jpg dont ask about the license plate..... http://mark8.org/users/Eli/1/WRX/sig3.jpg or the color. ever seen the wizard of oz? http://mark8.org/users/Eli/1/WRX/sig4.jpg "aye cap'n. warp ten it is!" mad love to eli's crazy photoshop skills. and for the potroast, too.

rofl.

yeah man, i bet your nuts shrunk up real small when you were about to hit that number 2. shit, mine would have.

rofl. welp, first off, your bottles not going to do you much good. they have loaner helmets at the track, so you dont need one of those. might just want to bring the taco bell. [ 15. August 2004, 02:30 AM: Message edited by: Orion ]

very nice, sam.

gracias, mi amigo. oh, and happy b-day as well. called out and punked..... since im not real big into registering on other boards just to read one or two things, and also, since its been alluded to on here, why doesnt someone copy and paste this "ownage" so that those of us who are lazy may peruse.

what he said. that was freakin hilarious!

someone care to enlighten us?

bengals fan here.

thats freakin hilarious.

Sam, you don't think I'm nervous, do you? You said "whenever, however." I said, "next autocross." You said "for money." I said "how much" And since then, you've come back at me with either a different challenge, or some lame attempt at humor. Dude, you offered, I accepted. See you at the track. you bring the taco bell, ill grab the mountain dew. Well make a day of it.

with the go and me in thrid from a 20 roll. if youd like to get down again, im happy to oblige. its going to cost you a chilito this time, though.

wow man. got traction? nice numbers. i love those stinkin cars.

wow jesse, if you really think you made that up, need to change your screen name to EGO. you didnt invent the internet too, did you? im not sure about this "sandwich" thing. do you mean you want me to start putting lettuce and tomoato on my dick before you go down on me? thats odd, but if that what it takes to keep this relationship together, then ill do it. for you. and the pie thing, whip cream maybe? i always thought they called it "tossing salads", but if you want to call it "eating pie", then thats fine by me. just dont stop.

bwahahahahaaaa! i use mozilla as well, and i have no issues with it.

well, step one is identifying the problem. now, stop posting until you get the shit fixed. being a girl doesnt make you impervious to anything except intelligence. if we needed cheerleaders around here, wed have republicant wear a skirt and wave pom-poms around. ask yourself, is bobby lee really the horse you want to back? i mean, shit, ive seen mothers at special olympics events that were more realistic than you. if he were my kid, i kick his ass for thinking he was cool enough to play with the normal folks. now, keep your happy ass out of my kitchen until youve worked up some fucking anger, soccer mom.

how many chilitos are you gonna buy me, sweetheart? no, you didnt. what you did say was that mark is not as good a driver as he thinks he is. to which i replied that someone who drives a car with two pedals doesnt really qualify as an expert on driving skills. you then preceeded to inform us that it takes some pretty skilled hands to keep the wheel straight on a car like yours from a dead stop. and my retort to that was, "you got skills, now do it with a stick." it really isnt that hard to follow along, is it? im confused about your second statement. i mean, a guy who knows straight line physics as well as you do would surely know that there would be no difference in speed. i mean, i could see you being confused about lateral movement, but damn. seriously, sam. do you think its MY driving abilities that are really in question here? i have over 20 laps of autocross in, THIS SUMMER. i have more than 25 hours of track time in, THIS SUMMER. and if you like, ill go ahead and claim my 6 hours of instruction. go ahead and tell us how many 11 second passes youve made, thatll wow the crowd. add your one autocross event, for the kicker. now, if you want to get back on tuesday, i believe you were questioning MARKS driving ability. now, i cant say for sure if youre impressed by MY credentials, but i can tell you this, marks done far more than me, and with a car with more than three times the hp. you dont have to be skurred to have respect for skills. [ 12. August 2004, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: Orion ]