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jesus, if this isnt the kitchen, it sure as hell must be the barbecue out back. graemlins/popcorn.gif somebody grab me a coke!

jesus, if this isnt the kitchen, it sure as hell must be the barbecue out back. graemlins/popcorn.gif somebody grab me a coke!

jesus, if this isnt the kitchen, it sure as hell must be the barbecue out back. graemlins/popcorn.gif somebody grab me a coke!

Bitch, that's my line, get in the kitchen and make me a samwich! graemlins/trout.gif </font>speaking of stealing lines. got anything original youd like to throw out, or is that going to be your patent reply to me in every thread? if so, youve got one more in the bank before this gets ugly.

kind of gotta tell us where that was at, homie. my best at blendon is -23, using the course par. (not real tough). at hoover, its only -18. makes a difference.

im almost positive that it takes more talent to drive a stick in a straight line than an auto. including cutting your vaunted 1.69 sixty foots. even though that DOES get my attention, you could probably acheive the same acceleration by throwing yourself out of a 4th story window. you should try that sometime. im also pretty sure that autocross, road course, and just about any other type of racing is done more easily with an auto than with a stick. maybe im old fashioned, but just because i like to "point and click" on my computer, doesnt mean i enjoy it in my car. as far as being way behind in my gay-lant (yeah, it was pretty slow) i still didnt have much trouble watching you take turns because you were going so slow through them. no need for me to spend 10k on my car to see you struggle through the twisties. shit, its only 10 bucks for a pit pass at ledges. as far as the race, youre on. you keep bringing it back to auto-x, so thats what well do. ill hit up the calender tommorrow and find out when the next ones gonna be, and you can meet me there. just so you know, you arent going to affect my sleeping patterns at all. if anything, youre helping them by posting all those pictures of danielle. *thumbsup dammit, ben. read the last sentence of my post., you knucklehead. and yes, i would. *grin

*grin its a good thing i do, cause you guys know how i like to eat. when theres no one left to own, ill get started on your pie, jesse. but it seems there will be no shortage of "fish to fry" in this here kitchen.

only because its already apparent to everyone. not like we need brandon to point it out to us. "pot, this is the kettle. can i have my black back?"

take care, my freind. good hanging with you.

well, unless youre going to race in reverse, im going to have to do it from memory. maybe i can find a pic on the internet or something. sadly, yes. its almost tragic at this point. hows about you make it worth my while? what say you, a 20 roll? so you can use your "overdrive"?

and thats going to solve...... it seems to me that sams issue with mark has nothing to do with how fast his car is. theres only one type of race that sam has a chance in. well i suppose you would know, since you dont talk shit unless you know youre the slowest guy in the room. let me know if you ever find your nuts, squirrel.

sam, i know theyre your homies, but for real man, dont be so sensitive. shit, i called three or four different shops just to get prices on SPRINGS! its completely natural to want a second opinion on serious stuff like this. the other thing is, ips has been poorly represented on this board, for the most part. there have been a few, uh, awkward situations, and theyve been plastered all over here like so much dirty laundry. you have to believe that anyone dealing with ips who has access to this board is going to hold them to an extra high standard from here on out. and that probably includes seeking other opinions, shopping around, etc. its not always personal, sam. theres money involved here. i, for one, am not going to pass judgement until i hear both sides.

how am i supposed to respect an opinion on driving talent from someone who rocks an automatic corvette? graemlins/gay.gif and before you go to the "i never said I was sweet" card, save that shit for someone whos listening. if youre going to call someones driving skills out on front street, you for damn sure better have some of your own. cant remember seeing you at any auto cross events this year. for that matter, i cant remember seeing you take any turn tighter than the big loop of 270 at faster than a snails pace. serious drag guys, i already know that drag racing does take talent. props to you. but i cant lump sam into that group, because it seems to me that sam is neither serious, nor talented.

as evidenced by your knowledge of the goings on of the people around you. even people with down syndrome are entitled to an opinion. it just gets ignored.

tendencies? like hollering out at applebees that youll take it in the ass? (true story!) not to mention that that might possibly be the most retarded, redundant statement ive ever read. "the homosexual tendencies of a faggot"? c'mon, man. that like saying a black dude has "the darkness of skin like a black man." of course a faggot has homosexual tendencies, you clod kicking hillbilly. just for you; "you have the lack of i.q. like a retarded kid." jesus.

did i ask for it to be my kitchen? no. will i shy away from it? hell no. if republicant is the next best thing, than the next best thing is damn near the worst thing on this whole board. seriously, next time he makes someone stop posting entirely, he can expect some respect from me. until then, hes just bait. and he knows it. venomss, i know that you dont roll out with us very often, but john, and everyone else, knows that not only do i own him in here, but i own him out in public as well. want proof? ask anyone who was out at applebees tonight. like mark said, anyone who says that people are generally nicer in person, hasnt met me.

feeling froggy? if you cant handle the rex, you for damn sure dont want any of the lincoln. tuned or not.

feeling froggy? if you cant handle the rex, you for damn sure dont want any of the lincoln. tuned or not.

feeling froggy? if you cant handle the rex, you for damn sure dont want any of the lincoln. tuned or not.

theres shittalking, and theres speaking truth, john. you, apparently, cant tell one from the other. guess someone was impressed, cause it seems youre posting in "my" kitchen. when its your kitchen, then you can go ahead and pretend that your critique of my ability is worth more than what you pay the doorman to get into any club in columbus, except on 18 and over night, kid. john, does anyone ever make fun of you for having a mans name? im just curious, cause i for damn sure get made fun of for being black but not looking it. i guess the reason theres a toaster in your sig has something to do with the fact that you like it in both slots. maybe thats what attracts you to motorcycles. their hot little crotch rocket-ness makes you all wet, but youre too skurred to go get a real one. maybe someday, if youre lucky, one of the guys around here will think youre cute enough to let you ride on the back of his bike. you may want to start wearing a little less makeup, though. its unbecoming. oh, and dont tell them youre name, thats a tip off for sure. for a guy who thinks im unimpressive, your smack is a weak as similac in a grown mans stomach. which, i might add, you probably have experience with. and, if jesse wants to lick the sweat off of my balls, im cool with that. hes a hell of lot better than your mom, who just happens to be more of a man than you are. in fact, shes more of a man than your dad, too.

Nice to see I don't have be the sole purveyor of decent smack around here. Bobby lee, I retrack my previous statement, feel free to post in my kitchen.

Pretty easy to pick out the predators in this thread. The rest of you have shit talking skills that harken back to the elementary school days when flailing you arms about wildly in "the windmill" fashion constituted a fight. And then some of you, like bobby lee said, can't take the heat and need to stay the fuck out of the kitchen. The irony there is, bobby lee falls into that category himself. So, kudos to you, bobby lee, for knowing your role. Now, quit gravy training my smack, or you'll quickly find yourself on the receiving end of it. Peon.

classic. i guess he had to replce his "i missed third" with something. dude, keep the blower.

classic. i guess he had to replce his "i missed third" with something. dude, keep the blower.

classic. i guess he had to replce his "i missed third" with something. dude, keep the blower.