actually, no, i wouldnt.
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You are a: (check all that apply)
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[X] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist
[ ] Fed
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homophobe
[X] Twit
[ ] Boner
[ ] Retard
[ ] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[X] "Expert"
[X] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Llama
Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] Lame
[ ] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless
[ ] Idiotic
[ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecelic
[X] Arrogant
[X] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fundamentalist
[X] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Retarded
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerant
[ ] Mind-numbng
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[ ] You are a loser
[X] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
In closing, i'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form