You lose at life... Again. Here's why.
You're tooling around in a CS server one day, because you have no life and your parents won't give you any money to put "petrol" in the "uberwagen". You're "pwnzring some nubs", when all of a sudden, xNerd-hax-x enters your server. He immideately begins killing everyone in the server, and is obviously hacking. Everyone else leaves the server, because they realize that some people are homosexual enough to cheat, and leave it be. You, however, are incensed to the point where you lose all self control. You quickly pop in the latest Teletubbies DVD to make yourself feel better, and begin trolling forums to find cheats to "get back at teh "Haxerjack", which you eventually do. However, instead of deleting the Hacking system right after you've finished righting wrongs that nobody else cares about, you begin to use the hacks in normal everyday servers. You begin to realize that a sort of nerd-worship has begun whenever you set foot inside a CS server. You like the fear that your name, "xChubby-Volvox1337" brings to middle-schoolers and bespectaled, jobless thirty-year-olds. Your entire life becomes consumed by your ability to kill computer-generated images of soldiers in an online arens, until you one day strangle yourself with the mouse cord accidentally while reaching for the ever-present bowl of Ruffles on your computer desk.
..... I'm just trying to save your life.