Devils Advocate

Shashkfuh, bee-hop sheebop.

Seriously man, you need to chill the fuck out. People smoked pot on 4/20? Oh N03Z!!!!one!1!! America is about freedom, you son of a bitch, and freedom is 95% tolerance. Stop being such an uptight douche, and learn some fucking tolerance. That, or you could join some of your neo-natzi brothers for a rally.

wow, you even had them double check and gave them the part number and everything

This one time, I bought a pack of cigs at the local gas station. True fucking story.

Your bike is teh sux0r,.... Roffle.

Krazy Kracka Kids? Buahahahahahahaha.

Duh. 151.

Dont they need radar?

Sug Rife.

Lookin pretty, man. Can I take pics of my bike in the reflection when I get it?

you need Lambo Doors on the Zix.

I heart Bewbs, and you. Oh yeah, looks like I got a job lined up for this summer, Bike is coming closer and closer....

Shnaps dood, I gotz mad wheelie skillz and shit, the man is just tryina stop me frum perfeckkin mah whipskillz, yo.

Thanks, Honeycakes.

Looking to get myself a new bike this summer, as Watching everyone riding by is enough to torture a former bike owner to death. I'm wondering what would be the best way to get a loan for the bike... Should I go to a bank and get a loan from them, or should I finance the motorcycle through the dealer, using their bank? I would almost certainly be purchasing a bike from Classic cycles (unless I find a hell of a deal on a privately owned steed), and am looking to spend no more than about 6k. Thanks in advance, guys.

In all honesty, it's probably someone from earth... Governments and scientific facilities have some crazy ass technologies that nearly nobody knows about.

it is incredibly illegal for your parent to take your check. When I worked at target, my buddy worked there also. His mom was responsible for handing out people's checks to them every week, and even SHE wasn't allowed to bring his home to him. I'm pretty sure that whatever company you work at could get into HUGE amounts of trouble for letting that go on, let alone your mother. Find yo'self a good lawyer and sue the piss out of both of them.

Dude I was just here this weekend, if you woulda been at krogers or something you could've joined ben and I... He had some interesting escapades....

Shut the fuck up, dude.

It's fugly ... Nice buy, Sam.

My penis is too big to fit in a Corvette, And my nuts are only comfortable on a motorcycle... Since theyre so big, they need all the extra room.

I hope that you're calling them so that they can remove the fucking surfboard from the trunklid of your car....

Seriously, shut the fuck up you friendless sack of shit. Don't you have a floor to be sweeping?

Haha my sprint phone fixed itself after getting wet... Roxor.

Can we please just ban MrMeanr? Holy god that guy is fucking retarded. Also, I didn't see anything about civics in this thread.... don't you have an aerobics class to go to or something, "Jondy"?