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... Which is why women shouldn't be present in that sort of situation. :flame suit on: Disclaimer: Only respond to my statement if you've read that article/know what you're talking about.

lololololololololololololol.

you're asking 4500 for a car that doesn't start? Am I missing something?

Good rant dude, seriously... Must be about as long as your sexual encounters from the way you write about women....

Please take the Jeg's sticker off.

He wants to race you in his girlfriend's car, for slips? Sounds like we have a real Brian Walker on our hands...

pics?

Looks good, man. Nice Bike.

Hahahahahahaha Holy shit... I ish that I had seen this last night when I was drunk... You've had a race team since you got your learner's permit? Damn, I wish I could get sponsored that easily... but then again, I don't live in the mejikul wurld of kalyfornyuh where BMW's cost as much as an ice cream sunday, lawyers sue on cue without any laws having been broken, and Race Managers roam the hallways of Ridgemont high looking for the next Mario Andretti.... Your parents don't love you, no matter what your "dad" tells you when you have "special time" every thursday when he gets home from work. Go the fuck back to ripping Initial D off of the internet and spanking it to anime, since no one on here gives a shit what your freshly-gone-through-puberty ass has to say.

That's what's going to happen to me tonight...

Fifty is definitely better than most of the trash that is out now...

Ewwwwww, Erox looked at testicles....

2279, muthafucka...

What the fuck kind of question is that?

Rolla rocks. his name on here is ridinred27 i believe...

so how old are you, 24, o 25? Happy bday. [ 09. March 2005, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: B1sh0p ]

Wow, you guys took this thread from mildy amusing to horribly sickening in less time than it takes for marc to spooge on a girls leg before entry, Thanks.

Man, I wish I had sold drugs for Fubu like you did, because then I'd know what Corciden is. I guess it takes a special kind of hoodrat to put together an entire paragraph without any mistakes, though. You get a gold star! (Disclaimer: star does not contain actual gold and is NOT legal tender at ANY liquor stores)

So in other words, you're a rambling, senile geriatric that does nothing all day long but reminisce about when him and his homies use to listen to KRS one and deal drugs out they momma's house?

I don't remeber making any of you read this. Like I said, it's all in jest and meant for entertainment purposes. If it hurts your brain to read that many words at a time, then take a break, have some juicy-juice, and watch your anime. Sorry Marc, it took me six minutes to write, so seven minutes total... I guess I have no life.

Apparently you don't understand. Hollywood is on sonny's nuts because he came out and challenged a bunch of people... with vehicles that he doesn't own, nor intends to race. If sonny got banned from the messageboard for being a toolbox, it just makes him and whoever he has whore for him look like an even bigger douchebag. Nobody here has ever said that they want to race sonny for ANY reason, which is why it's funnier still. Don't get too heated up about this, Mike. No one is questioning your abilities as a mechanic or a rider, and I'm pretty sure that NO ONE doubts the abilities of your bike. Lighten up and have some fun around here, man. I'm also pretty sure you'lll be the one I call when I buy another bike this summer and need some work done on it.

Mike, (extreme powersports), I think I'm finally starting to understand why you ride a highly modified Hayabusa. Let me guess, it all started say... junior year of highschool (I would have said college, but clearly someone of your intelligence level would have gotten rejected from even columbus state... which admits kids that can't spell the word mcdonald's correctly). You were surprisingly asked to prom by that girl in your history class who was decently attractive... except for that off-color snaggletooth (teeth, maybe?). The dinner was pretty good (Max & Ermas, of course... nothing but the best for your slack-jawed sweetheart) and the dance was, in your opinion, spectacular (never mind that the band refused to play any longer unless the two of you stopped playing Tonsil Scavenger hunt directly in front of the stage). Afterwards, you took her out to your favorite spot in the woods in your 1978 Dodge spirit, and things began to heat up. What followed was horrible... Her cackling, waving her pinkie, and calling you "needle-dick", you sobbing uncontrollably as you tried in vain to start your broken chariot of love. It's ok, Mike, not all of us can be endowed well enough to please a woman. I know that it's painful, Mike, to remember these horrific incidents, but it's ok... You have a 300hp, two wheeled monster in between your legs to make up for the fact that your dick just won't cut it, you'll just have to turn a deaf ear to the phrase that seems to be a recurring theme in your life: "Are you in yet?"

yeah no shit.

..... discussions and experiences like these are the reason i only play in cash games.....

Apparently people from grove city can't read very well... This is the Kitchen, and the majority of this is meant in jest, for the purpose of entertainment. But no seriously, you're right, I get beat up all day and people steal my meal plans, so I decide to use Columbus Racing to vent. Really though, It's still cool to have girlie cars... graemlins/thumb.gif