Devils Advocate

Congrats, that picture you had saved on your hard drive for the past 2 years has won you the internets! Now, women will no longer care that you have an incredibly small penis.

The kitchen was created so that me, dj, and tilley had a place to make people look like fools. None of really post habitually anymore, so yall should delete this section. All it is nowadays is the same ignorant rednecks yodeling at each other.

Fuck that Shit.

I'm actually LOL'ing reallly hard right now. And for once, I agree with sam.

This thread started out awesomely, then got gayed up by two people who routinely start fights at bars (wow, you're the guy that everyone hates and makes fun of. All the time.) talking smack to each other and trying to set up a "fight" at the guy who owns the board's house. GG, new low for CR. At least there are people around with the sense to put an end to the nonsense. Oh, and Mike vs Clark. Marc vs Rick. Adam vs a Real Bear. Skinny Ant vs Large Ant Streetlight vs Streetlight Jr (10 seconds, at most.) Joe vs. Every tasteful import owner on the site, ever Gearhead vs Cletus The Slack-jawed Yokel from the Simpsons Dr Jon vs Ryan Seacrest

Hello, Fat Halbert. (Im hoping that hasnt been used.)

Uhnoez! The CR grumpy old rednecks dont wants me around!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh. My. Lawd.

This.

What... On... Earth????

....Atrocious. We dont tolerate using tactics like that to send people to prison here, let alone kill them.

Who is wagner?

Nice assist. We saved this POS thread.

Ive got some high intensity discharge for ya.

Ricky, Ill send you $$ in the mail.

This was fake btw.

Circleville.

This

First thing that went through my head when mike told me about it. RIP...

What would you say you have into that thing, all told? Would be cool to see.

So why are kids who have their parents pay for cars any worse than this dudes wife paying for his?

THEY ARENT RETARDED. ITS A SCHOOL FOR PEOPLE WITH DYSLEXIA/ADD! Jesus. Read.

Racist!

They said that in the article, numbnuts. BTW, Jones/the Audi crowd get shit on in that article. Great timing.