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I HATE camaros... But that car is tight as fuck.

Nobody wants you here... Please go away. PS: I've ridden in your mustang.

You got married already? Damn.

Btw... You bought a ford fusion?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I only have one question... Do you smoke Crack?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we've found an exact definition for the word Irony.

Because the post was literally unreadable, you dumb hillbilly.

So... Kill yourself?

They also lost one of their key recievers, and their heisman candidate running back. He was caught with 3 lbs of marijuana. Dumbass. Everyone who is saying texas will win the national championship this year is fucking blind and stupid.

There isn't a single valid or worthwhile statement in this entire post. You even preface the thing with telling us that you're completely full of shit! Someone reduce his post count by 1.

Couple things here. Keith, it's unbelievably clear that everyone in this thread would be happier if you tried to microwave your next batch of hot pockets in the bath tub. This guy is asking for advice on his girlfriend's situation and you end up talking about your less-than-reliable baby momma. You may not drink or take drugs willingly, but there has GOT to be some LSD in whatever well you get water from. Balian, the series of events leading up to you finding a cig burn on your front bumper from someone in front of you throwing one out the window would have to go something like this: 1. Your front bumper would have to be in their tailpipe. Cigs don't float through the air seeking whatever freshly dried dealership paint they can find, they hit the ground FAST. 2. You'd have to know the exact spot the cig hit your car, which would require captain planetesque superpowers. 3. The cherry or the cig would have to hit your car pretty much dead on which, given that the circumstances in this particular debate have that cig traveling at a high rate of speed and being buffeted by both high winds and something called gravity, are highly unlikely to occur enough to give you the ability to post "burn marks", plural. 4. Right after your car gets hit, you would have to pull over to the side of the road to confirm factually that the errant cig was the object that caused whatever incredibly serious trauma to your automobile. So, in closing, you're full of shit too. This concludes a required weekly test. You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled programming, aka "Dumb Hilljack Motherfuckers Making Shit up on the Internet." Have a nice day.

20+ bars within a 5 minute walk of each other. OU > *

It was made a sticky at my or someone else's suggestion awhile ago, I dont know what happened to it. Nice try though, cunty.

This is either a lie, or you're one of maybe fifty people.

You're a crackhead.

Cute kids.

Im pretty sure it's IPS... Jesus.

I think he had trouble getting his box of cheez-its open or something...

325?

What?

I havent taken a big shit today.

Darwin is doing his work.

why dont you just take turns trying to fuck a cement block? Thatd be way more entertaining than watching a camaro and a mustang race.

This thread made me laugh really, really hard. <3 Dj, is your penor black or white colored?

What connection do I have to the buckeyes? 1. I grew up ten minutes from campus. 2. My dad graduated from OSU 3. The first time I ever heard him swear was at a Michigan OSU game. 4. I'm from ohio? If you don't even like sports, then why the fuck would you say something like "Buckeyes Booo?" Were you not hugged enough as a kid or something?

PS: Ocean Club is at easton.