Sorry, I can't hear you from Princess Land. Everyone knows that the scientific definition of a man is "Someone with a penis that likes college football," and the definition of a Nancy is "Someone who doesn't like college football, and still managaes to harass those who do, which is a huge waste of time tha he could be spending baking the rest of us pies and making us sandwiches." I don't care if you like it or not, but the fact that you give people who do shit is just retarded. Go back to your nerd hole, Nerdy McWuss.
PS: Someone nice should put together a "football beginner's guide: Rules and Strategies" for Teh Spacewuss, he might have trouble when he turns on the game. I don't want the people who he watches it with (his dog) to have to suffer through "When it says OSU 54, UM 7, does that mean Ohio State is winning?"