That's it, I'm tired of seeing posts by people on here that contain such spelling atrocities as "saterday" and "camero" (especially when you OWN ONE). We're going to make a list of words that the majority of you fucktards fuck up on a regular basis.
-Sunday
-Monday
-Tuesday
-Wednesday
-Thursday
-Friday
-Saturday
-Camaro
-There (as in a place or where something is. Ex: Cletus, I put your Busch Light on the spool, over there.)
-Their (denotes possession of something. Ex: I stole Their women because they are dumbass rednecks)
-They're (Shortened version of They Are. Ex: They're stupid rednecks. They're at the store buying fixadent and pork rinds.)
-Commander (NOT cammeder, you fucktard)
-Squid (What all of the CO stunners except for chad are. These all end up smushed into the pavement at one point or another, and require commercial grade spatulas and a pressure washer to be put in their coffins. Squids suffer severe allergic reactions to thought proccesses produced by actual human brains, and may be mentally beaten into submission by being asked questions relating to anything but stopping a motorcycle on one wheel in the middle of a highway.)
That's all I have for now. If your IQ exceeds that of a Greyhound bus (The actual bus, not the passengers... although, it isn't like there's much of a difference there, is it?) Feel free to contribute to this thread. If your are a "CO STUNNA OMGNOEZ!?!?!", Please don't waste your entire week's allowance of brain waves to come up with something semi-intelligible. Instead, go headbutt and active circular saw and save the rear end of somebody's truck from recieving an unwanted wheelie bar. Bitches.