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You are dehydrated. All of the weight you lost is water.

S4 86-88 = S4 89-91 = S5 Easiest way to tell is the S5 has round circles in the tail lights, the S4 has the bordered rectangles. Also, the S4 (with the exception of the white 10th anniversary TII) also has flat black body molding, whereas the S5's was painted the same color as the body. S5 http://i21.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/8d/fd/4648_1.JPG

This car in puke green, with a white vinyl top and stock rims: http://www.mustangclassifieds.com/files/2400.jpg

I want the Q. Book it

OBD1 or OBD2? If OBD2, you will need a scanner. Go to Autozone and ask them to clear it. They may tell you they cant clear it, but they can be coerced.

I had my idiot neighbor call CPD telling them there was a pink "corrola" abandoned on the street by her house. I just so happened I was standing in my driveway when they arrived. He was laughing when I walked up because it was a pink Porsche CARRERA (Kyle's) that I had parked there 4 HOURS earlier. The bitch will leave nasty notes if any car is parked on the street in front or beside her house (corner lot). When I confronted her one day she said I "HAD ISSUES"! I got even. I waited until her "handyman" had just put the railing on her new deck, then I called the city and said that they had no permit. The next day the handyman started dis-assembling the deck. EAT THAT BITCH!

This may help: Welcome. Have a sense of humor and don't get discouraged. There is intelligent life in here, I swear.

Huh? Not the Rose Bowl, the BCS Championship game in New Orleans. Man up dude, you were wrong.

It's been spelled wrong in multiple posts in this thread starting with Triple Threat. He's a former employee of mine, neighbor, and friend so I don't tag him too often. Even if he though he makes it easy sometimes. I often incorrectly spell, or mistype words. It the blatant lack of grammar that annoys the fuck outta me.

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Grammar Nazi is not amused! http://www.concentric.net/~Onk145/KlinkasPrussianAristocrat.jpg

You didn't think the Big Ten network was free, right? If my bill goes up, the whore loses a kidney!

Could you dumb this down for me? I'd love to do this but I really don't grasp your explanation on how to.

Chat-speak: Negative Capitalization: Check Punctuation: Check A complete thought: Check Comprehendable: Check Congratulations on a perfect score! You have been granted an honorary degree from the Grammar Nazi English Academy! Carry on!

Annoying, but better than the alternative!

Sweet! I've been shopping around for a month getting a good idea of what I will purchase in the spring as well!

Dammit! Does anyone teach english anymore? Please refrain from using elipses (...) as punctuation and I promise not to grammar nazi all over your posts! Seriously! Welcome!

Someone should beat thier asses! Your kids will grow up wearing body armor when skateboarding or biking, never win or lose because they don't keep score in football/soccer/tee ball, and never have fear of an ass beating when they fuck up. Not only are we screwing with natural selection, but we are nurturing a brood of uber-pussies. I am sooooo glad I'm not bringing another life into this world!

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I'd tell him PayPal ONLY!

I wouldn't worry too much about the fuel economy, I'd worry about the cost of maintenance. I owned a Conquest TSI my senior year in college. That thing was a blast to drive and I'd still love to own one. BUT, that thing nickel and dimed me to death. These were rather rare cars when in production, and there is no real aftermarket for parts.Look up brake parts (rotors) at autozone/advanced/napa. They don't even carry the 5 lug rotors. I purchased tires for mine and found that there are only a few tires made in the correct sizes, and they are NOT cheap. If you are considering this car as a daily driver I would look for something else unless you want to spend every last dime you have keeping it on the road.

My eyes, MY EYES! THEY ARE BLEEDING! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, RETARD. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PUNCTUATION? Oh, and welcome Brandon!

Oberon would be champagne to Blue Moon's Natty Light in wheat ale comparison! If you including Great Lake's as local, then you might as well include Bell's of Kalamazoo, Mich.

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