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  1. But I'm harmless, really! http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gifts/friends/sharks/sand-tiger-shark-f640.jpg
  2. I can't make it til about 10ish or a bit later. Will you still be there? I won't even bring my cues!
  3. I withdraw any interest in playing with this team. I was a striker/stopper back in high school. I was also 8th in the state in the 800 meters, and qualified for the state championships in the 1600 meter relay. At BGSU I played midfield and mostly rode the pine because I did not know the game as well as my fellow team members. This is why I became a student of the game. Fast forwards 20 years..... I play at a slower, more controlled speed than I used to. Playing defense, I direct the oncoming striker towards the walls, cutting off the shooting angles, allowing my teammates to get back into proper position, while using peripheral vision to keep watch of others making runs into the passing lanes. Only when I am in control all of this, will I pressure for a steal. On offense, I will dribble the ball to draw two defenders and the use the space created to pass the ball to incoming teammates, being sure that I am in position for either a rebound, loose ball, or to get back to cover the position vacated by the run. FYI: Winter 2000 and 2001 I was starting defense for Columbus College of Art and Design's open men's league team at SportsOhio.(No I was not a student) I was 18 years older than the oldest guy on the team.
  4. Was fast, now not so. What I do bring to the game is (using either foot equally) ball handling skills, accurate passing, field vision, and 26 years of studying the game. If you want speedsters without skills, I wouldn't want to play on the team anyhow. Nick, If you want I'll stop over at the "Hut" with a ball and school your ass around the parking lot. Game?
  5. August 4th, 2006 flashbacks for me, only made worse by the fact that I watched the fucker slide around the corner and hit me head on as I was stopped at a light. Good thing a Franklin County sheriff was in the intersection or I'd have pulled the asswipe from the car. http://usera.imagecave.com/Rotarded/accident-copy-copy-copy.jpg
  6. TROOF: E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known center punch or drill bit.
  7. IN. A bit old and out of shape but I played college ball for Bowling Green.
  8. Daaaayyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuummmmm!
  9. GOD DAMMIT MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! How about some punctuation and grammar? I'd ask for more information but I don't have any aspirin here at work. Local (Ohio) company that specializes in Audi performance: http://www.ecstuning.com/ You might find more information here: http://www.audiforums.com/
  10. Rotarded1647545491

    kills

    I killed a fifth of Absolut and a kazillion brain cells last nite!
  11. Yeah by forcing the Service Advisors to sell you shit you don't need, like engine flushes every 12,000 miles.
  12. A 3 1/2 deer slug fired from a single shot shotgun will dislocate your shoulder and possibly knock you on your ass unless the butt is placed directly against your shoulder, and you have a proper braced stance. In other words, it's like being hit in the shoulder with a baseball bat.
  13. Not Kyle's. That's a GTR, His is a GTR V-Spec.
  14. Good luck with importing one and getting it title for the street. Motorex is no more, and I also don't believe the Fed is allowing any R34s to be legalized, crash tests or not. DOES ANY FIND THE FOLLOWING STRANGE? Before my earlier question, and you changed your profile, you listed yourself as 16 years old. If true, I would find it incredibly difficult to believe that ANY car dealership would let you test drive a car like this. Are you a poser?
  15. Been to Denny Dotson huh? http://www.dennydotson.com/dm/VehicleDetails.php?ID=17414
  16. Director of Special Events, Muirfield Village Golf Club. Moonlight as a Recreational Gynecologist.
  17. I flew Skybus three weeks ago to Richmond Va. No frills, but a great bargain.
  18. I know few 16 year olds who can afford the upkeep and insurance on an FD. Tell us your secret?
  19. Leap'n Lizards Cemetary Road, Hilliard Sunday nights NO, I DO NOT SING!
  20. 11.83 @ 117 1.77 60ft, 15psi stock twins, race port, ET Streets, MCIR Aug 05. Almost entire Race Club was present. Ty had it on video. Differential exploded on the next pass. I ran 15-16psi all summer without smoking the turbos. Dyno'd in excess of 350rwhp. Ask Dr. Tilley how he liked lining up with me in his chipped, pullied, exhaust, and sprayed 03 Cobra.
  21. TCC (The Country Club at Muirfield Village) or MVGC? I know those nasty stench laden ponds and would not dive them without a bleach shower afterwards.
  22. ...and thats why I call you a polesmoker. N B4 DA EDIT!
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