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Lustalbert

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  1. If the riaa came knocking on your door? http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/internet/owe.html 73769.25 here
  2. http://www.octanecreative.com/Parodyville/doggybags/index.html
  3. probably safe, just personals ads on the page. http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/2480.html
  4. http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Columbus+Racing
  5. In the teen tournement, I belive they get a set amount at the end, the dollar figure is just for ranking at the end.
  6. I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis -------------------------------- Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management
  7. And when they do get thier facilities operational down there, I dont see them giving them any sort of price break, more likely they will keep prices up and say it is due to supply routes being damaged, or demand being so high in that area the supply cant keep up.
  8. He left a message, something about exploring Cave Rob.....
  9. Lustalbert

    woohooo!!

    Glad I can add to the entertainment value. That and it kills time at work.
  10. Can we get this man the MIP (Most Improved Poster) award? Seriously, I only had to read it twice to understand what he meant!
  11. When Im president, alota shit is gona change in this country.
  12. Ya know, I have always wondered what happens when you drop a bowling ball out of a vehicle that is going 70 MPH. Are these decent balls, or are they junkers that someone ganked from a bowling alley?
  13. how blown is the motor? As in kinda running right now, not running rebuildable, or completely shot?
  14. yeah, sorry, been tied up at work due to deployments. I should be out on time tomorrow.
  15. I am right behind the womens movement. Watching the whole way.
  16. Lustalbert

    woohooo!!

    Phil was your the first CR member you met? Im sorry.......
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