Lustalbert

"Tickets" as in plural, perhaps a pair?

With enough duct tape and a torch, it will fit anything.

Should have used a bigger dozer. 3 hits and it was still standing

I want to drive this into a support group for people with seizures.

If that where real, that guy would pass out every time he got a hardon.

Nice.

BTN. Brought to you by the conference that can't count. Anyone want to subscribe and stream it? In theory anyways....

1966 Plymouth Sattelite It runs, but I have only put about 20 miles on it in the past 3 years. It was originally a 273 V8 W/ a manual tranny, curently has a very mild 440 with a 727 and a busticated posi rear. When my shop space opens up, I will be taking it all the way down, as it needs a little body work, and the floopans are trashed. 1983 Buick Electra Technicaly a classic now. It is completely torn apart right now, ocupying the space that I will use to do my Plymouth. Curently I am putting the frame back together, and need to do the floor pans as well as some smoothing on the front sheetmetal. Same land yacht that I had at norwalk last fall, ran a 15.3 spining most of 1st gear.

on a side note, I wounder what it would be like to be strangled by a pair of tits.

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Fresh paint in some shade of black FTW.

"If a girl has a peirced tounge, she'll probably suck your dick." -Chris Rock

Wait, I thought gold wings where suposed to be like the cadilacs of the 80s, big, luxury, and slow...

Sex.

Welcome to hell. The ring usually stops burning in 2-3 weeks. Congrats!

At the current pace, winter should be very entertaining.

Or at least a good nutshot.

Hmmm, no shit. Added to list of shit to do when I am bored this winter.

Just a side note on how the japanese treated POWs Anyone remember the Bataan Death March? Thank God that we had leadership with the nads to do what needed to be done.

Compact truck + tubodiesel = WIN Dont know if I dig the looks however.

God bless the dirty little whores.

Nice.

Negative. House on wheels is about 3 times what I want to spend on the wifes car. Yes, sadly the wife will be getting this machine, but I will be driving it from time to time (when I change the oil and wash it) Also need the 4 doors, just incase satan ever smiles and uses me to put his hellspawn on earth. Details on this axle hop please? Thanks for all the info thus far :nod:

Anyone on here own a CTS-V? Any known problems, things to look out for on them, or have one they are wanting to sell? Red would be nice.... Just doing some research for now, might get something in the fleet that was made in the past decade. Thanks

Next engine I grenade is getting that treatment. Hell, get a shit block from a junk yard, blue tip the entire casting out to just the shell, touch up with the grinder. With 2 heads, that lid has got to be heavy. I would investigate some warped or cracked aluminum units, hog out the inside, and polish them up. Should be able to build one for 500 or so.