The 65 Lincoln Continental was born of fire and brimstone on the still hidden surface of the gas planet we know as Jupiter. The extreme force of gravity turned the car into a super dense, long and wide phallus of a vehicle. It was equipped with doors that double as an air brake in either direction. The thick gauge steel survived many a reentry. The 430 cui MEL engine was forged by Vulcan himself on the nearby moon of Io. This power plant provided the torque and power neccesary to move Europa far enough away that it froze over, making its surface drivable, and a great place to store massive kegs. The rings of Jupiter are actualy the solidified emissions from this motor, created as the Continental gained the speed neccsary to break from the massive grip of the gas giants gravity. In speed and comphort it hurdled through space, crashing to the earth 65mil years ago, wiping out 90% of life on earth. It was discovered in 1964 by mad scientist searching the coastal waters of the Yucitan penninsula. What his intentions were, no one knows. His vessle was found adrift with no fuel and no one on board, just massive splaters of dried blood. The Continental used this marine fuel and trapped souls to travel the world, looking for a mate. This brought it to Detroit, where it spread its seed with reckless abandon. The rest is history.
On a serious note, the trunk echos. No, shutup, I'm not joking, talk into the opened truck, you get an echo back, I swear to Gwar.