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Gergwheel1647545492

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  1. Hey chris if you put the chatbox back up diana will stroke you while we all entertain you... that is my final offer
  2. chatbox is gone cause Chris green got pussy hurt... this angers me. im going to write my congress man and see what he has to say about this.
  3. Looking for a working mini fridge that looks decent. whatever is cheap.
  4. http://susispice.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cancun1.jpg mexico.... any city with a beach reasons for moving there: 1. warm all year round 2. cheap cost of living 3. tequila 4. warm all year round
  5. me: when can i tap that? her: hahahahah anytime you want! me: when can i tap that? her: I think that is an approiate question for your GIRLFRIEND YO!! him: when can i tap that? me: do i know you? him: you've seen me naked me: oh well then in that case i want buttsechs now! him: dock with me me: after the buttsechs no response
  6. me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: Whenever you want
  7. uggghhhh i want 2 of these!! Let me talk it over with the woman and i will call you tonight
  8. I want the croc one. i wanna see people flip out.
  9. Nice pics. I love how they wave as they go through corners on the warm up laps :nod:
  10. just send them texts with your horrible grammer and then they will be thoroughly annoyed
  11. WTF does that have to do with burnouts???
  12. i'm only asking cause ive never been there. thanks though
  13. so i should wear my suit and rent a bimmer?
  14. thanks for your usless response, get your gay out of my thread!!! Love ya scottayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  15. what's the dress code? jacket and tie? jeans? dress pants? just a button down shirt?
  16. you want me to pit it in your butt that weekend? I suppose if I have to
  17. good shit. Would listen to again. post up more!
  18. I lost it at the 30,000 orgasims part. dunno why.
  19. NWS for language It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it. I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
  20. yes, those appear to be perfect tittays!
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