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stop driving.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

oh my god that was hilarious

Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, ones a red head, one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and their was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of you're possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau-" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

i googled "make biodiesel" and found this http://journeytoforever.org/biodiesel_make.html ive never done it so im not exactly sure of how everything works. but my dude in clintonville makes it in his garage. as for the grease, check out http://www.greasecar.com or http://www.frybrid.com those are the 2 i know of off the top of my head... im sure there is a wealth of information about it online if you search.

you can make your own biodiesel for like 75 cents a gallon or so... or convert it to run off of grease :bangbang: also, dont you get more MPG with diesel?

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

So there's a white guy, a black guy, and a hispanic guy eating lunch together during their break. They each respect each other's cultural differences and have a lovely chat before returning to work for the day.

yup. thats why i just cut to the chase and get hookers. and hookers, they leave right after, so you dont have to hear them talk about how they want to cuddle or about what shoes they thought about wearing today, or any of the other billion banal pointless thing women think men care about.

its the greatest controller ever designed.

can you put a hayabusa engine in it? because that would be pretty cool if you could. then turbo it.

no. http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/1757766008819633.JPG?0.21258012142042337

pics or ban IMO.

there arent good looking canadian women. if you see a hot girl in canada (like at a strip club in windsor or fort erie) they are from somewhere else

blurred out the other lanes times cuz they were faster IMO

yup

id like to live in mexico. there are more hot women per capita in mexico than any other country in the western hemisphere.

if you really want to piss her off, call her fat.

here they are. they look good. they dont sound good though: Turkey Twizzlers are spirals of mechanically reclaimed turkey meat, water, pork fat and rusk, together with many more minor ingredients, designed to be reheated before serving. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41118000/jpg/_41118396_turkey.jpg

xbox 360 is not a "gay ass" console.

http://www.rampagingharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bad-dudes.jpg

but if she looks like this then yeah, i totally agree http://www.nevorask.com/Stuff/redneck_wedding.JPG MAN THE HARPOONS

no drinking that you knew of lol ive thought of hooking up in church before. and how is hooking up with a hot bridesmaid bad? it sounds pretty damn good to me.

200 gallons * 1.50 = 300 dollars 1.50 + 1.89 = 3.39 3.39 * 200 =678 so where did they get 745.80?

if a train leaves Boston for New York at 7am and travels at 60mph, will it beat a train leaving Providence at 6am traveling 45mph?