cptn janks

http://www.weather.com

start sleeping in your car.

also if you go to that location and turn around, you can see gas was 2.79 that day. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=43201&ie=UTF8&ll=40.009008,-83.014133&spn=0.00553,0.013561&z=17&layer=c&cbll=40.006236,-83.014611&panoid=9PRKLNGOkcFRN3G4nRZxvA&cbp=2,96.55350671458412,,0,2.8094855305466537

lol look at this. 208 lane ave. http://i30.tinypic.com/ev6no2.png lane avenue doesnt go through a gas station!

i was on my porch one night about 2 am, when this car comes FLYING down whittier. 2 seconds later i hear a huge crash. i jump over the porch run down the street and the dude hit a parked car. he was trying to restard his shit and run, but his engine was fucked. the radiator was trashed, engine wouldnt start. kinda walked up to him and could tell he was fucked up on something. i was already on the phone with CPD and he got out and tried to hide beer under the porch of a house. i was kind of nervous and thought he may try to start shit with me but within like 2 minutes there were cops all over the place. i waved one over to me and informed them that i called em, saw him flying down the street and heard the crash. then told em go take a gander under that porch and see what he hid under there. told em where i lived and walked back and sat on my porch. about 15 minutes later the cop i talked to walked up and said thanks for the heads up on the beer he hid. said the dude was probably drunk and on meth or some shit and was definitely going to jail.

if you were about to get pissed on would you a) move the fuck out the way or b) smile and ask for more?

Granddad: What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me. Riley: (laughs) Granddad: What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower. (Riley laughs) One, I like gold. Two, I like showers. (Riley laughs hysterically) Put it together, hey, that sound like the life, hyoo... Riley: (recovering) If you're good, Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas. (he laughs) Granddad:Christmas? My man, Santa. Tom: Hey boys! Hey there Huey, Riley. I couldn't help but notice your sign and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me having to prosecute Mr. Kelly. Huey: Hey man, you do what you gotta do. Riley: (interrupting) Why R. Kelly, huh? What did R. Kelly do to you? Tom: He's accused of relieving himself on an underaged girl on tape... which is against the law. Riley: Okay, Okay, Okay. But let's examine this whole peein' thing. So I can pee in the toilet and it's OK, but if I pee on a person it's, like, not OK? Tom: Well...mmm yeah. Riley: Well what if I'm peein' and Huey's in the bathroom, and I accidentally pee on Huey. Should I go to Jail? Huey: What the hell would I be doin' in the bathroom while you're in the bathroom? Riley: Hold up, hold up! Remember when we used to sleep in the same bed when we was littler? From time to time I had a little accident... Huey: You still do. Riley: Shut up! So Mr. Dubois. Mr. "I wanna lock niggas up for peein'", what's the statute of limitations on bed wetting? Why not prosecute me and R. Kelly at the same time, huh? Tom: Now, Riley, no one's going to prosecute you for bed wetting. Riley: And you shouldn't. It's a natural body function. And now every nigga in the world gon' be scared to pee! I may never pee again! Tom: Riley, it was a little girl! Riley: Oh, I seen that girl. She ain't little. I'm little. Tom: Yes. Riley: Gary Coleman's little. Tom: Yes. Riley: Mini-Me is little. Tom: Very. Riley: And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far! Tom: But what about the victim? Riley: Oh yes! The victim... At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? Tom: I don't think that's... Riley: (interrupting) I see piss comin', I move. Tom: Hmm. Riley: She saw piss comin', she stayed. Tom: Yes, she did, but-- Riley: And why should I have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album JUST fo' that? (walks away) Huey: (to Tom) Man, you just got beat by an eight-year-old. Riley: (off screen) And, if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'LL PISS ON YO CAT

go back to france.

game recognize game and he aint lookin too familiar right about now.

tomato is fucking nasty anyway. good riddance.

who gives a fuck? its not anything you cant see from driving down a public street. yup. here is a pic of it http://www.autoblog.com/2007/06/01/take-a-look-at-the-vehicle-thats-taking-a-look-at-you/

yeah i cant see these arrests getting very far in the court. any judge worth his salt would throw them out and hopefully call the officer a fag for wasting his time. i think next year EVERYONE should cheer.

im gonna put on my hockey mask an get my machete and go terrorize the kids down at the camp.

ill have to post the video to youtube, but there was water running down my street like it was a river. the curbs are probably about 8 inches or so, and water was over top of that, coming up to the sidewalk.

no im serious. thats third street. in that third smaller pic you can kind of make out the starbucks sign by the police car. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/47/German_Village_1.jpg/450px-German_Village_1.jpg thats what it should look like lol

here are some pics from german village area of the aftermath of yesterday's storm. third street near sycamore http://i28.tinypic.com/302bcdu.jpg http://www.wcmhblogs.com/wcmh/images/snap/n595601493_680968_6190_medium.jpg http://www.wcmhblogs.com/wcmh/images/snap/n595601493_680965_5269_medium.jpg you can see the starbucks on third right there by the police car. here is a utility pole right by my house that snapped off http://i32.tinypic.com/2hi2t03.jpg im just waiting on my fema check now.

people questioned it. google "valerie plame"

lol that video was funny

740 = hillbillies

i mean really though, what solutions are available? 1) grab your gun and start a revolution 2) vote for someone else ps http://ohio-riders.net/photoplog/images/715/medium/1_bushSK2.jpg

lol yeah i know. i actually found that out in like 10th grade when i had to do a geaneology project. i think im gonna get even lazier and start spelling it Rgrs.

we are trying... http://www.4president.org/image/2008/obama08.gif :D:D:D

johnnies is good IMO. they got kind of a sweet crust, so i dunno if you're down with that or not... but i like it. stay away from grandma's pizza though :sick:

they are bolded. basically. they lied. i mean, we all knew... right? but i guess now its official...

http://intelligence.senate.gov/press/record.cfm?id=298775 Washington, DC -- The Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, John D. (Jay) Rockefeller IV, and a bipartisan majority of the Committee (10-5), today unveiled the final two sections of its Phase II report on prewar intelligence. The first report details Administration prewar statements that, on numerous occasions, misrepresented the intelligence and the threat from Iraq. The second report details inappropriate, sensitive intelligence activities conducted by the DoD’s Office of the Undersecretary of Defense for Policy, without the knowledge of the Intelligence Community or the State Department. “Before taking the country to war, this Administration owed it to the American people to give them a 100 percent accurate picture of the threat we faced. Unfortunately, our Committee has concluded that the Administration made significant claims that were not supported by the intelligence,” Rockefeller said. “In making the case for war, the Administration repeatedly presented intelligence as fact when in reality it was unsubstantiated, contradicted, or even non-existent. As a result, the American people were led to believe that the threat from Iraq was much greater than actually existed.” “It is my belief that the Bush Administration was fixated on Iraq, and used the 9/11 attacks by al Qa’ida as justification for overthrowing Saddam Hussein. To accomplish this, top Administration officials made repeated statements that falsely linked Iraq and al Qa’ida as a single threat and insinuated that Iraq played a role in 9/11. Sadly, the Bush Administration led the nation into war under false pretenses. “There is no question we all relied on flawed intelligence. But, there is a fundamental difference between relying on incorrect intelligence and deliberately painting a picture to the American people that you know is not fully accurate. “These reports represent the final chapter in our oversight of prewar intelligence. They complete the story of mistakes and failures – both by the Intelligence Community and the Administration – in the lead up to the war. Fundamentally, these reports are about transparency and holding our government accountable, and making sure these mistakes never happen again,” Rockefeller added. The Committee’s report cites several conclusions in which the Administration’s public statements were NOT supported by the intelligence. They include: Ø Statements and implications by the President and Secretary of State suggesting that Iraq and al-Qa’ida had a partnership, or that Iraq had provided al-Qa’ida with weapons training, were not substantiated by the intelligence. Ø Statements by the President and the Vice President indicating that Saddam Hussein was prepared to give weapons of mass destruction to terrorist groups for attacks against the United States were contradicted by available intelligence information. Ø Statements by President Bush and Vice President Cheney regarding the postwar situation in Iraq, in terms of the political, security, and economic, did not reflect the concerns and uncertainties expressed in the intelligence products. Ø Statements by the President and Vice President prior to the October 2002 National Intelligence Estimate regarding Iraq’s chemical weapons production capability and activities did not reflect the intelligence community’s uncertainties as to whether such production was ongoing. Ø The Secretary of Defense’s statement that the Iraqi government operated underground WMD facilities that were not vulnerable to conventional airstrikes because they were underground and deeply buried was not substantiated by available intelligence information. Ø The Intelligence Community did not confirm that Muhammad Atta met an Iraqi intelligence officer in Prague in 2001 as the Vice President repeatedly claimed. Additionally, the Committee issued a report on the Intelligence Activities Relating to Iraq conducted by the Policy Counterterrorism Evaluation Group and the Office of Special Plans within the Office of the Under Secretary of Defense for Policy. The report found that the clandestine meetings between Pentagon officials and Iranians in Rome and Paris were inappropriate and mishandled from beginning to end. Deputy National Security Advisor Steve Hadley and Deputy Secretary Paul Wolfowitz failed to keep the Intelligence Community and the State Department appropriately informed about the meetings. The involvement of Manucher Ghobanifer and Michael Ledeen in the meetings was inappropriate. Potentially important information collected during the meetings was withheld from intelligence agencies by Pentagon officials. Finally, senior Defense Department officials cut short internal investigations of the meetings and failed to implement the recommendations of their own counterintelligence experts. Today’s reports are the culmination of efforts that began in March 2003, when, as Vice Chairman, Senator Rockefeller initially requested an investigation into the origin of the fraudulent Niger documents. In June 2003, he was joined by all Democrats on the Committee in pushing for a full investigation into prewar intelligence, which was eventually expanded by the Committee in February 2004 to include the five phase II tasks. The Committee released its first report on July 9, 2004, which focused primarily on the Intelligence Community’s prewar assessments of Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction programs and links to terrorism. Those findings helped lay the foundation for some of the intelligence reforms enacted into law in late 2004. In September 2006, the Committee completed and publicly released two sections of Phase II: The Use by the Intelligence Community of Information Provided by the Iraqi National Congress; and Postwar Findings About Iraq’s WMD Programs and Links to Terrorism and How They Compare with Prewar Assessments. In May 2007, the Committee released the third section of Phase II: Prewar Intelligence Assessments About Postwar Iraq. Separately, in early 2007, the Pentagon Inspector General released its own report on the intelligence activities conducted by the Office of the Undersecretary of Defense for Policy and also concluded that those activities were inappropriate. ### DISCUSS