cptn janks

razrs are shit to begin with. but then add in the shitty verizon software and youve got yourself a HUGE piece of shit.

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!

This week, we’re looking at the Olevia 252TFHD 2 Series LCD TV. And that’s all we’re doing, looking – anybody who’d hand over real American money for this piece of junk needs to have their head examined. I’ve been itching to tell these Olevia shysters where they can stick it and break it off. Exactly what’s wrong with this overpriced hunk of nothing, you ask? Let’s take it point-by-revolting-point. Fifty-two inch LCD HD screen: just big enough to crush me to death when your wall mount conveniently breaks. Don’t deny it, Olevia – you’ve had your greedy eyes on my lovingly restored 1979 AMC Pacer for years now. Once I’m out of the way, who’s to stop you from wheeling it off? 1080p resolution: oh, you’re selling me a TV with the highest commercially-available resolution out of the kindness of your heart? Pull my other one, Olevia! Maybe you own stock in some junk-food company, and you’ll make a mint when I spend all my time watching this exquisite TV. All you corporations are in bed together. Maybe you’re trying to hypnotize me with dazzling hi-def images so your goons can sneak up on me, conk me one over the head, and steal my McDonald’s Monopoly game pieces. I don’t know what your game is, Olevia, but you can be damn sure I’m not playing ball. 6.5ms video response time: so I can play games on Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 with no ghosting or other artifacts, huh? Nice try, grifters! Too bad I don’t have any game consoles. You think I’d let one of those death machines into my home? I’d rather not get testicular cancer, thank you very much. 2 HDMI ports: only two? 176-degree viewing angle: well, that’s pretty wide. Color me impressed – with your unmitigated gall! I won’t be satisfied until I can watch while looking directly at the side of the TV. Until then, peddle your snake oil someplace else. I could go on all day, believe me. But I’m already spitting with rage, and my quack cardiologist says I have to watch my ticker. After all, if I keel over, he’ll have to find some other chump to pay his country club dues. But I’ll leave you with this final thought: if you’re thinking about buying this Olevia 2 Series 52” 1080p LCD TV, email me first. I need help getting millions of dollars out of Nigeria. Until next time, I’m Arthur Churlman – and I’m onto you, you cheap, chiseling four-flusher! You’re Not Gonna Put One Over On Me!

anyone who pays 1000 dollars for a cat is a fucking nut. there are millions of kitties in shelters that would LOVE to come home with you.

shit man, even if the truck did hit the brakes, no fuckin way its stopping in a shorter distance than that scooter. lesson today is dont slam on your brakes in front of a semi.

ITT internet lawyers

i just saw sam on ch4

liar. mustangs never lose.

lol altezzas

40,000 pound truck vs 150 pound person im pretty sure youd go splat.

ok ive seen it before. wtf is up with the truck driver? he just straight up ran that dude down.

mustang

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/180px-601_image_21.jpg whateva! whateva! i have sex when i want, i do drugs when i want. whateva! i do what i want!

or i could be the guy who sprays water on the indy cars as they leave the pits . id do that for free too

nascar/F1/IRL driver motoGP/world sbk/ama flat track racer honestly, i would sweep lug nuts, or glue them onto the wheels for a nascar team for free. that would be the shit just to go to every race and be in the pits

my friend always tries to park way out in the parking lot to avoid this kind of stuff. he isnt one of those people who take up three spots though... if youre that scared of getting a ding, dont drive your car. but anyway, like a month ago we went to meijer, parked way out in BFE. no other cars around. when we came out, some ass in an escalade parked so close that i couldnt get the passenger door open. wtf is up with that? there are like 9 million other parking spaces. why does he feel the need to park RIGHT ON TOP OF US?

im at work so not viewing the NWS, but is this the scooter that gets run over by a truck and goes splat?

i let shit slide, because its fucking retarded to get pissed that someone cut you off, or sucks at driving or whatever. i know its annoying but its ridiculous to get angry over stuff like that. you got cut off. build a bridge and get over it. it happens. deal with it. honestly i laugh to myself every time i get cut off by someone or someone blows by at a high rate of speed, then i find myself directly behind them at a stop light. worked out really well for them look how far ahead they got lol that said, the only people who ever follow me are the 5 0 tryin ta catch me ridin dirty

please hammer dont hurt em

next time dont ask what youre doing, just get to work with the hammer

hahahahahahah thats fucking awesome. good work. should have used a gun though

nice. hopefully we will see you out at some bike nights or what not get some good gear too IMO.

french canadian?

ill give some creedence to number 2 but number one... bawwwwwww afraid your vagina may freeze?

france eh? http://i30.tinypic.com/15gxc81.jpg