Kevin R.

Did you whisper that cow?

I'll make some phone calls.

Hahaha. I literally did absolutely nothing all summer and got paid for it. Every day I would file, walk around, and sleep on the shitter until lunch, then smoke 12 packs of cigarettes, sleep on shitter, file, go home. Maybe I do deserve to have my pay docked.

That post was 100% serious.

Dude, look who you are talking to. He knows what he is talking about. I heard he travels the country whispering in supermodel's vaginas!

Yerp.

Holy shit! Are you a crip or a blood? J/W I wanna get initiated. Lemme know when we can set up a good time to meet up and do it. Also, do they teach you the whisper orgasm once you get in? Really interested. If you have a packet or some literature you could send my way it would be much appreciated. Actually, I could probably just talk to you since you know. It'd be like listening to a human book. THNX! Also, didn't wanna forget. http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/rickles/bloods.jpg

Yupp. Shit is bad right now and only getting worse. Hope this doesn't happy to many more.

Truth. It was the best paying, worst job I have ever had. Every day I felt like I was in Office Space.

Wow. You're so amazing man. You should make a documentary about yourself so we can all see how cool you are. Seriously. I want to see it. I am thoroughly impressed by your abilities and charisma with the ladies. Is this you? I found this on Google. I think it might be you giving whisper eargasms. Let me know if this is you so I can print it out and hang it on my wall. THX! http://www.sendapantygram.com/images/page_images/random_side_bars/pantigram_whisper_man.jpg

Would be different if I actually worked for them presently. Went back and checked all my Leave and Earnings Statements...don't show shit for overpayment....can't get through to talk to anyone. I feel like I am being bitchslapped by the fed here.

Well they got that wish.

So, I worked for the federal government over the summer. A couple of days ago I get a letter saying I owe them $290~ due to "Time and Attendance changes". $70 of which they have somehow already taken. Now, every day we filled in our time and it was approved by our supervisor. I often did this with help from others. Twice I have called the headquarters in Indianapolis and waited on the phone for 20+ minutes before hanging the fuck up. Fuck this shit. If this was anyone else but our government I would tell them to go fuck themselves, but they will fuck me back on this one. Guess I will go call back and listen to the hottest waiting jams out right now for a half hour. Anyone ever had this happen before? I think it should be a rule that if you fuck up paying somebody you eat the loss. Not my fault someone isn't competent enough to do their job. /rant

I say ban Miller again. :p:p

Rims are the hotness. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Xamandria/82329_Mr_T.jpg

Gangs would kick the klans ass.

Key word "majority".

That seemed to be the opposite of FTW. Yawn fest.

WTF?

That is what I was thinking. All gangs do is hurt other gangs and people. They might beat their own up upon initiation, but the majority of killings are against rival gangs.

The weirdest thing was when my pet rabbit brought me a golden retriever.

Exactly. And fire half the management for being horrible forecasters in the automotive market. Funny thing is we did a huge project on GM my sophmore year of college stating how they need to save their asses and they did absolutely nothing. Now, many of the people looking into GM are saying the same things. If some 19 year old kids can see what they need to do to remain a competitor, why the fuck can't GM see it?

Why do you keep doing this? It is like we are having a "car of the day" as you slowly unveil your cars to us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4I2vA9tzsQ