Just tell her to buy one of these.
http://www.ohiostatedeals.com/fan/ohio-state-buckeyes-christmas
I don't see how you could turn a normal team flag Christmas-y. You can turn Christmas gear Ohio State-y, but not the other way around.
I know everyone will say they know -- but someone will secretly thank me. Victoria Secret fashion show on 10TV at 10. Still have time to lube up.
http://www.webcastr.com/thumbnails/videos/Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show-2008-Pick-Up-Lines-webcastr.jpg
I heard a little bit differently.
If you go up to the guy who gets the bread out of the container thing, and order Italian Herb and Cheese bread in footlong size, and then shove a gun into his temple, you get it for free.
Also, don't go to work and cough all over the damn place.
I haven't been sick in 10 years, but am forced into an office with people who don't know how to take care of themselves coughing all over the fucking place.
This has been a public service announcement.
http://palmgoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/the_more_you_know2.jpg
I agree. I heard him blame no one else but himself, which you often do not, not matter how hard they try to sound that way.
He almost sounds embarrassed.