Well, I hate to say this, and I don't know why texts didn't go through, but several other members messaged me in various ways after seeing this post and one made me an offer I couldn't refuse. The bike is sold.
I'll keep an eye out around town. The Coleman's and similar are growing in popularity here. Sorry that we couldn't get the communication going. Honestly, though, if you wanted a slow ass Coleman that's prob the better way to go.