We have a garden/yard Nazi living in our neighborhood. (across the street and one house over) She makes me nuts prancing around the neighborhood spraying weed killer on other peoples' lawns. She even cuts her next door neighbors lawn.
When we moved in to our house last year we did alot of work to the inside of the house and to the outside. The house was a wreck and the yard had not been kept in several years so we had our work cut out for us. It looks allot better now but there is still work to be done. She has called the city of Reynoldsburg on us twice since we moved in for dumb shit. We took care of issues, but she is still a pest. She drives around the neighborhood in her car and files complaints to the city about anything she doesn't like. (Obviously she has no life)
Dave and I have started buying lawn decorations and putting them around the yard just to piss her off. We had three garden gnomes in the front garden, now two b/c some kids stole one. I pick up any ugly lawn decoration I can find. I hate them a lot, but I know she hates them even more.
I have had a few other evil ideas such as sprinkling dandelion seeds on her lawn, or putting very concentrated splotches of fertilizer on her grass..( you have to dig it up to fix it) She has chilled a little with calling on us this year so I have left her alone.
Meg