A law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the 
> > posted 
> > > > speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give  
>the 
> > > poor 
> > > > fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. 
> > > > So, he asks the man his name. 
> > > > 
> > > > "Fred," he replies. 
> > > > 
> > > > "Fred what?" the officer asks. 
> > > > 
> > > > "Just Fred," the man responds. 
> > > > 
> > > > When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that 
>he 
> > > > used to have a last name, but lost it. The officer thinks he has a 
> > nutcase 
> > > > on his hands, but plays along with it. 
> > > > 
> > > > "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" 
> > > > 
> > > > The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born  
>Fred 
> > > > Dingaling - I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all  
>the 
> > > time 
> > > > - so, I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I 
>got 
> > > > older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through 
>college, 
> > > > medical school, internship, residency and finally got my degree, so  
>I 
> > was 
> > > > Fred Dingaling, MD. 
> > > > 
> > > > After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back  
>to 
> > > > school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got  
>my 
> > > > degree, so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. 
> > > > 
> > > > Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my 
> > assistant. 
> > > > She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. 
> > > > 
> > > > Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Now  
>I 
> > was 
> > > > Fred Dingaling MD with VD. 
> > > > 
> > > > Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of  
>the 
> > VD, 
> > > > so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. 
> > > > 
> > > > Then the VD took away my dingaling, so now I'm just Fred." 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > The officer walked away in tears, laughing so hard and tore up the 
> > Warning 
> > > > ticket.