A law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the
> > posted
> > > > speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give
>the
> > > poor
> > > > fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
> > > > So, he asks the man his name.
> > > >
> > > > "Fred," he replies.
> > > >
> > > > "Fred what?" the officer asks.
> > > >
> > > > "Just Fred," the man responds.
> > > >
> > > > When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that
>he
> > > > used to have a last name, but lost it. The officer thinks he has a
> > nutcase
> > > > on his hands, but plays along with it.
> > > >
> > > > "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
> > > >
> > > > The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born
>Fred
> > > > Dingaling - I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
>the
> > > time
> > > > - so, I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I
>got
> > > > older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
>college,
> > > > medical school, internship, residency and finally got my degree, so
>I
> > was
> > > > Fred Dingaling, MD.
> > > >
> > > > After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
>to
> > > > school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got
>my
> > > > degree, so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
> > > >
> > > > Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
> > assistant.
> > > > She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
> > > >
> > > > Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Now
>I
> > was
> > > > Fred Dingaling MD with VD.
> > > >
> > > > Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of
>the
> > VD,
> > > > so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
> > > >
> > > > Then the VD took away my dingaling, so now I'm just Fred."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > The officer walked away in tears, laughing so hard and tore up the
> > Warning
> > > > ticket.