Chad is Dead

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence . 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb! 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake! ." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel." 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is :"OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo FORWARDIN dis, but omelette dis one slide

only reason i bought a bike..i cant wait to die

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I just keep it in the garage and ride when theres no rain or snow on the ground....year round riding bitches!

haha i admit this is the most entertaining thread in a good while

that was alot better then i was expecting..definately funny..bout time someone shut that bitch up

ahhahahahahhahahah

that is kinda freaky

im diggin it

I got hired at kroger when I was 16. Most grocery stores hire young kids to be baggers.....i know you said grocers but you might want to try some more...pretty easy work.

just tell him t heres nothing you can do about it, apologize, and tell him to live w/ it...{nicely}

I hate the way he talks, looks, acts,everything.......fuck him

to anyone that attempts stunts. What would you think your best stunt would be. A week or 2 I would definately say my standups cuz I can steer them decently........but in the past week I've really been killing my seat standers and can steer them kind of even though I dont really try to kill seat standers in traffic. My downfall is my stoppies cuz I never really practice them. So to anyone thats ever attempting stunting, what do you think your best stunt is?

ahhaha what a crazy ass.

it was stupid no matter what

yea I've got a couple from some of my friends..didnt click on them though

some pretty cool stuff in there

DO NOT GO TO THE EXPERIENCE!!! I went cuz it sounded like the scariest place around and no joke was the worse place I've ever been to. There was honestly 3 people that tried to scare you and only one of them was scary. Even thought there was only 2 groups ahead of us when we got there it took about an hour to start because it was ran by a bunch of kids who seemed like they were positive what to do. Then when you're walking through the woods its very short and extremely dissapointing. Afterwards I complained and they said "well the reason ours is better because supposedly someone actually died there years back. I dont care if anyone really died there, the place sucked and would recommend it to no one.

I usually try to make sure my ciggs wont hit any cars. and yea if you blow your smoke in peoples faces when they're non smokers and hanging around you then your just a dick.

what the hell did you do to get 60 months?

I'm loving the flat black..i was considering doing it to my bike.

did u sell ur bike?

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congrats

holy shit