Chad is Dead

Do you mean that song where the only thing you can understand is "gasoline"

"Honey, this is Daddy.....is your mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank" Brief pause. Daddy says: "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey." "Yes I do. He's upstairs with Mommy now." Daddy says: " Honey, let's play a joke. Put down the phone, knock on the bedroom door, and tell Mommy that Daddy's home." " Okay, Daddy." A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did What you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed, ran around screaming, then tripped over the rug and fell downstairs. She's not moving anymore." " I'm sorry honey. What about Uncle Frank?" " He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool...but he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water for winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either." ***Long pause. *** Daddy asks, "Swimming pool?? Is this 597-7039?" "No." "Sorry. Wrong number." ................................................. One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???" "Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?" ......................................... A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream." So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said, "You now have 3 wishes." I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger." She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked! She then asked, "What will be your second wish?" I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!" Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?" I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"

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Any drinkin going on tonite {wed}? I leave for iowa and chicago 2marrow and am trying to get drunk tonite.

1. I've never been on welfare. I have a car and bike paid off and have never borrowed money 2. I've never wrecked a stuntbike or got any money from an insurance company. 3. I dont hate cops. I say ftp for amusement and to get reactions from people like you. I have a uncle who is a sheriff and used to ride dirtbikes w/ a cop. I used to wear my cops lie t-shirt around him and he would laugh at it. I think it is funny. Period. I do it for the cops who say "I hate bikers". I dont mean ftp for the cops that help me out. I appreciate what they do. But for the cops that have fucked w/ me for the shear fact that I'm on a bike I say ftp and cops lie. I can't even believe that topic has got so big. I've read plenty threads that have people saying "stunnaz" and other words and phrases saying how people who stunt ride are stupid. Do you hear me complaining abou t it? NO! I laugh at it and move on with my life. I just wish everyone would understand that 95% of the time ftp is meant as a joke. I hope we can all get over this shit and jsut drop it. btw. Can I please be able to have a sig again or will a mod please pm me and tell me why not? I've said a few times that I would deal w/ a mod on a pm basis but no mod has contacted me yet.

Atmosphere- "fuck you lucy"

FCR.......Fuck Chad Rings

jedi mind tricks- "visions of ghandi"

I saw this on another site. Just post what song you are currently listening to as you post. Garbage-"Bleed like me"

haha best thread ever.

As posted by Larry he said "Ben didn't say that - Bernie WhatsHisName from F1 said it about Danica Patrick when asked about her (I think during the week leading up to the Indy 500). Ben thought it was funny and decided to use it for his signature." When hoblick said ftp I thought it was funny and wanted to put it in my sig. Are there any problems with that? If there is I will gladly take it down as long as any other offensive material in sigs is also taken into consideration. I am trying to deal with this in a resonable mannar{sp}. So I would appreciate not to get a strike. If any mods would like to close this thread and pm me we could do this in a closed discussion just as well. Thank you and I hope this doesnt turn into a big flame war.

Please dont lock this thread. This is a thread to make people feel good. Everyone who read this just think about how much good shit you have going on in your life. Think about everyone you love and everyone that loves you. Someone has a life worse then you. Sit back, smile, and dont worry about a damn thing. Just have a good day!!!

But Ich bin der Teufel I also want to know how in your sig you talk about women like that but we cant talk about cops. Obviously you are saying that about women in your sig as a joke but we cant say ftp as a joke. If you could clarify the lines I would appreciate it.

I have to agree that the ftp in the picture didnt need to be there. The cop had a car pulled over. And later another cop let us go. So I guess its fcp from now on.

My thoughts are this is in the wrong section.

Does taht mean the rest of the time you enjoy it?

WE had a good little session. OUt there for almost 4 hrs but only had 3 people. Still a good time though and hopefully we got some good footage.

I'm there w/ the fiddy and a broken collarbone. Thinkin of possibly just riding from my house to the spot...3 mile illegal run on a fiddy sounds fun.

that camera man was a pimp.

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Grease Monkey You scored 76! You've got quite a knack for this stuff, chances are you've either got a dad who's a mechanic, or you are really into racing, or you just are deeply fascinated with the automobile. You are a bit intimidated by a transmission removal, but ambitious enough to try it. Keep wrenching!

How fast is your car.........what kind of camera do you have....would you mind if we had your footage for a day or two. The streets are calling and we need a camera man that knows what the fuck hes doing.

So far I'm the biggest idiot..cant someone beat me...please

Let me know when and where. I wont bring my big bike cuz I hurt myself today trying to do my first wheelie w/ a broken collarbone. I'll bring out my fiddy though and a camera.

I don't think anyone would mind.