1. Have car with massive functional hood scoop.
2. Just drive normally, bird will find you.
3. ....
4. Profit.
This is probably the freakiest thing to happen to me driving. I was driving this morning when a bird flew pretty low in front of my car. I didn't think I hit it but didn't see it on the ground behind me.
Well it turns out, my car ate the bird.
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