Sorry its long
--- The fact that the Dublin Irish Festival is in the fall and German Village Oktoberfest is in September seems perfectly normal.
--- You measure distance in time, not miles.
--- You remember very vividly City Center & Northland.
--- You know how to pronounce "Scioto" and "Olentangy.
--- You see nothing unusual about a street being called East North Broadway.
--- You know every mini-city in Columbus, and what kinds of people live there.
Example:
- Short North = Gay/Lesbian
- Victorian Village/German Village = Older People or Old Money
- Dublin = People with so much money, they don't know what to do with it
- Hilltop = Ghetto
- New Albany = Yuppies
- Hilliard = A lot of hot people, but a lot of snobby ones too.
--- If you live in the suburbs, your backyard was actually a cornfield last year.
--- That complex on the corner, with the CVS, Frisch's, Blockbuster's and Kroger, that was a cornfield last year, too!
--- Your Halloween costume was specially made to fit over a snow suit.
--- You either went to Chrome, Long Street or Fat Jacks for teen night, and thought you were BALLIN!
--- You went to skate parties @ WOW!
--- You know that the Arena District is nice, Campus is NOT, Brewery is Okay, and short north is *~*FABBBBOULOUS!*~*
--- Your life goal is to move from Ohio... but never want to leave Columbus
--- You throw your cans in your front yard, and in the morning they are gone.
(Thank you homeless man!)
--- It's POP. Soda is for weirdo’s.
--- You have been to a Clippers game because of dime a dog night.. then you hurled everywhere.
--- You know/met a dog named Buckeye, Brutus or Scarlet.
--- You know Wyandot Lake is NOT a body of water, and Mad River Mountain is not really a mountain.
--- You have ridden the bike at the old COSI, or lifted the car!
--- You say Kroger’s. It's really Kroger.
--- You think the Lane Ave bridge is HUGE!
--- You drive down south (toward cinci) and start to see hills and literally stare and think it¢s a mountain.. because you¢re used to EVERYTHING being FLAT!!!
--- One out of every 10 cars has something BUCKEYE on it.
--- You actually say PROLLY, in real speaking, and know exactly what it means.
--- You've gave money to Rapping' Rodney, the homeless rapping bum on High St.
( the high street bum!!!!!!!!!)
--- You do not use THE before a highway number.
Example:
You say 71, not The 71.
--- You know what the OUTERBELT means.
--- There is nothing unusual about a bar called The Ugly Tuna Saloona.
--- You know businesses close on Ohio State Football game day.
--- St Patrick’s Day & Halloween are your favorite holidays.
--- You've seen stripper poles, stages and kegerators in houses on campus.
--- You know what Party Plates are.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
--- You see nothing funny/unusual about:
Front St.
Long St.
Hard Rd
High St.
Broad St.
Gay St.
Godown Rd
--- If you think every city in Ohio is "Just, 2 hours away" because we’re smack dab in the middle of Ohio
--- You go out of state and people say "You're from Ohio? So you live on a farm?" and you look confused and say "FARM? I've never even seen a cow.
--- You've played on Tuttle Crossing Mall's "BREAKFAST" when you were a child.
--- Girls can flirt their way out of any ticket with the CPD.
MUAHAHHAHAHA
--- When you drive down 670 with your windows open to smell the fresh bread from the Wonder bread Factory <-- (I totally do that hahahaha)
--- You think that there is nothing strange about the city of Westerville being Northeast of Columbus
--You know what to say when someone yells out O-H- even when your not in Ohio! ............Sorry had to add that one!
