Archie

Triple nipple

You should start a consulting business for dating... Similar to one seen in the movie "Hitch".

Life is way too short to be a prude...

If you fucked them the first "date" and they didn't want any dick the second time you hang out, then you are DEFINITELY NOT pouring the peter correctly. Just try to watch more porn and you'll eventually get better. From my experience, girls who usually want to "take it slow" have some sort of bush/pussy stank issues or their puss looks like a catcher's mit. They may also have redneck titties that they are embarassed about or they are usually self-conscious about their weight. There is, however, there is a small chance that she is a nice, hot, and intelligent girl... but this is highly unlikely. Any one final note, if you want to fuck right when you meet a girl... YOU GOTTA EAT THAT SHIT!!!

Oh god, who bought this pile?

ROFL, I don't think I have one small enough to fit his hand... I might be able to pull a plastic one off of a GI Joe or something.

Buttsects?

ttt

I can't remember where we went... Just get drunk and find a bar on the beach, you'll get pussy in no time. I believe we found some sluts that were from PA, but their grandparents had a trailer in VA. I rocked the trailer all night, dumped a load, and had a hell of a fucking time. It was good thearapy because I was going through a rough breakup at the time. Enjoy; the pussy there is as salty as the Atlantic.

Too bad I sold my Camaro or I would of been there... There was also a hot tub part goin on that I couldn't miss LOL.

Sold please lock.

67k, clean title black, slp lid, cooks headers new tires ls6 heads. has to go just bought my dream car, an evo 8 so i have to clear some room. Pm me for more details. Ths beauty wont last long!! http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k198/projectturboex/DSC00003.jpg http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k198/projectturboex/DSC00002.jpg Thanks, Art.

lol Throd up!!

I'll partner up with ya, I'm no slouch...

On CL: http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/1166068707.html I know shes only seeking a female, but I emailed her anyway... I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Sounds like you need a "Chad's turbo kit"...

ROFL, I gotta search around for some fake mustaches... I'll keep my eyes peeled.

If you're only 18, how old is your mom??? Pics??

CR has gotten REAL soft... you can't bash people in the kitchen, oven, or anyfuckingwhere. The mods are all on the same failboat, so any good threads are either locked or get all the good posts deleted. Fuck, you can't even bash/lowball people in the forsale section when they are selling a POS Mustang or a V6 Camaro for $6k...

Damn, you like you some pornhub...

Definitely happy and poor

You're kind of like pinocchio, except your nose gets bigger everytime you list a pile of junk for an outrageous price...

Keep it...

somewhat, he left a lot more out.

Stop in at Bowling Green for a beer drinking, drunk girl fucking, bar fighting good time.