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Archie

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  1. Good thread Cavin, I actually had something funny to read this morning. Stimmel, we need to go out boozin again and find some more "beauties" for afterhours. And for all those nerds who kept fuckin with Cavin about Cheryl and her cookies: BACK THE FUCK OFF, Cheryl is my girl and shes gonna let me beep beep beep beep beep, cus shes a freak freak freak freak freak (damn right)
  2. Same thing happens with the Z28/SS...
  3. This thread made me lol
  4. I guess what i was saying is, that they would essentially have to have 2 bladders... one for pee pee and one for squirt squirt. I didn't pay attention much in sex ed, I did most of the research on my own.
  5. I absolutely will not reveal her identity until I'm done, you probably know her... she is a woman with very "relaxed" morals. Maybe we can do some tradin' for that cougar you had?
  6. What do you think the "squirt" is? Its fucking piss, women dont have a big bag full of ejaculate like a nurtsack.
  7. Give me some negative, I like the color red.
  8. I like the mess. The first squirter I had soaked my sheets and I didn't wash them for a week, I also got some in my mouth which actually tasted kind of sweet. While in Carlisle this weekend, Chad told me about this chic we know that can piss like 30 feet... All I've been talking about for the past few days is possibly taking her out to a nice restraunt for food and drinks, seducing her, and then having her spray me with some magic. I'm a sick bastard.
  9. Hopefully I find a nice young lady like this very soon. http://www.skimtube.com/62185-Sindee-Jennings-POV-Squirt-Alert-6.htm
  10. http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f214/apietra/motivator220050.jpg
  11. What kind of trades/partial trades are you interested in?
  12. Murnose, me and the gang are down for sure... Metromike will probably puss out tho
  13. It's the 25th you fat fuck
  14. I'm drinking green tea being shot out of a stripper's vagina.
  15. +1, what a great way to get bloated for under $10.
  16. I just listed book prices, throw me some offers.
  17. Archie's gun sale is not having much success...
  18. Because you know that I'm 100% serious... The only thing that could top that was if she accepted my marriage proposal after giving me the blowjob of my life and putting an arrow through that whore's cold, black heart. And for a wedding gift she bought me a third gen camaro with a LSx/T56 swap. But let's face it, you know I'll be calling her my beautiful bride once she gets back from fucking some guy in California.
  19. Nice mopar, I bet she's a real pleasure to cruise around in.
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