Girl I am seeing heard a tip to get around the system. Most people used the link provided in the email. She went to ticketmaster and typed in "Ohio State Football" put in her password, processed in 2 minutes.
I think your sarcasm detector needs to go into the shop for repairs
maybe it would have been more obvious if I had posted this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1htjTEENCHM