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Agreed. Pretty much an idiot.

yeah, that one kinda fell flat (been a long night at work) anyways, welcome newb

fixed

Vehicles: 97 BMW 325I

Not the best choice.

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Happy Birthday! I'll be there Saturday.

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I made an appointment to see a urologist. It turns out it was a smoking-hot female just out of college and about 25 years old. Beautiful face great legs and ass and perfect upturned breasts. She immediately looked at me and said that I needed to stop masturbating. When I asked why she replied "Because I am trying to examine you!"

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy... You explain the kids.'

THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED: One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ****************** My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the TV?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror and she is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ****************** ************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ****************** *************** I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ****************** *************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's when the fight started... ************* ********** ********** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too' And that's how the fight got started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please..' The waiter said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight got started....

I used to do that all the time... ...with my matchbox cars.

PM Anthony

Mike...what time you thinking on Thursday?

Mike, Thursday & Friday (during the day) would be best for me as I'm leaving for Myrtle Beach Friday night.

I commend you for doing the "right" thing these years, but my questions is...where is their father? Shouldn't he be the one buying these sort of items for his kids? Honestly, if it were me, I'd be gone. You obviously care more than she does.

Hey, 3 months is a long time to look for a job.

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Threw out the exhaust, air bags and headlight assembly. Everything else is still avail. New price - FREE for EVERYTHING!

Sounds good. Just let me know what your plans are and I'll do what I can to help out. Thanks for the brew again! :bangbang:

All done http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01051.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01052.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01054.jpg Time for a brew http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01055.jpg

Needed to seal the wall in my garage before I build my new workbench. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01042.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01043.jpg After a coat or two of Drylok http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01044.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01045.jpg The bench that I was mimicking that was here when I bought the house. Loaded up with Chevy 350 parts. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01047.jpg Getting the bench top framed out. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01048.jpg Coming together http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01049.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/garage/DSC01050.jpg

LOL "somewhat uneasy"

Suddenly, my username isn't so unique.