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ohn was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating: 1- Remove your lap top from its bag 2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully 3- Turn on 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching 5- Turn on the Internet 6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer 7- Take a deep breath and open this site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8- Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding the net yelled "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is-a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Really? Well then help me land this Son of a Bitch!" Once in the boat they marveled at the size of the monster. "Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen." "Yes it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?" "Why, eat it! Of course you've never tasted anything as good as Son of a Bitch!" Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. "Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!" "It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?" Sister Mary informed the priest that the new bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner. "I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch," she said. As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What are you doing , Sister?" "Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's dinner." "Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!" "No, no, no it's called a Son of a Bitch fish." "Really? Well in that case,I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course!" "Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch." On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?" "I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest. "And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister. The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch using a special recipe!" The new Bishop looked around at each of them. A big smile crept across his face as he said, "You Fuckers are my kind of people!"

Here's a video and some pictures he had posted up on OhioNissans. http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l123/delsol161/th_100_0779.jpg These are two weeks after he got his Z http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l123/delsol161/_091806_1618a.jpg http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l123/delsol161/_092906_1218b.jpg http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l123/delsol161/_092906_1219a.jpg http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l123/delsol161/_092906_1219b-1.jpg RIP Zach

upside-down 6/6/6 :zoom:

Zach hasn't posted on OhioNissans for a few weeks. I hope this isn't actually him. Always has been a nice guy to talk to online.

AA & C seating sections are pretty different in terms of pricing.

http://ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=34185

He posted on Ohio Customs today early this morning.

My g/f has had it for years. Her dad pays her membership fee every year for Christmas. The savings we get on hotel stays alone makes it worth it (even without using it for the roadside assistance).

Anyone else see the irony here?

I miss Troy Smith interviews.

If only there were a college football hall of fame too. Oh...wait.

Maybe just as shity as this thread.

You are clueless. /thread

So you're saying that you wouldn't spend $500 for a ticket to the most anticipated college football game of this season?

If you have the money to spend on it and enjoy OSU football, why is it gay? No gayer than spending $1k on mods for your car or camera equipment or apple computer parts.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3659/firefighte60057.jpg

+1 What Luke said....all bout perfecting your aim to get your sack into or nearest to the hole.

Mods...might as well move this to the kitchen.

1-0 /thread for week one

Thanks Eric...much appreciated! Thanks Steve...set #2 should be in the works in a matter of days (once the paint scheme is laid out).

The "IGNORE" button works very well.

Just an OT conversation with a fellow Maxima owner.

LOL...not these versions. http://www.ricedexotics.com/audi/