I was just passing through, but since you decided to try and play with me, I'll bite and I'll do my best to keep this on topic.
After "reading" a number of your posts, it's clear that the only words you actually know how to spell are swear words. This may be due to 22 years of breathing in carbon monoxide in your bachelor pad basement where you take your 8 month pregnant one-night-stands. I mean seriously, see those little red lines under words you type, if you spent .0001 seconds right-clicking those, the magic of the internet will actually correct your failed attempt at spelling for you. In doing so, you could actually come off as not such a buffoon. Give it at try, it works...trust me.