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SPLN SUX

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  1. Darwin Award 2004 = THAT GUY graemlins/thumb.gif
  2. [begin of Rant] Heres the layout.... I have 6 drivers, and my deliver time quickly rises to a very appealing 185min... 3hrs and 5 min... BUT POEPLE STILL ORDERED PIZZA! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? Oh you dont want to drive in the weather? THEN WHY STIFF MY DRIVER WHEN HE GETS THERE! Standing there, in the snow, cold as fuck with hail bouncing off his face... and you stiff him? Normaly, i dont think a tip is required, but tonight we werent allowed to close down and i was pretty pissed that drivers were getting stiffed in a LVL 2 Snow Emergency. USE YOUR BRAINS! [End of rant]
  3. HAHA! His nose is his shift light... lights up at full spool.
  4. SPLN SUX

    Fuck Tards

    yup... join the US army, and when you get out, buy a japanese car. Good job graemlins/thumb.gif
  5. Nope, never been there. In CO ive been too.... Keystone Beaver Creek Vail Copper Mountian EDIT* Heres a link to Vasquez Crique trail maps- http://www.skiwinterpark.com/mountain/trailmaps.html
  6. lemme think about it... dunno if i have a use for a OHV but lemme think about it k? smile.gif
  7. yea i should be fired.... graemlins/thumb.gif
  8. Well yes and no. You dont need to worry about your legs unless you have absolutly no leg muscle... in which case youda never made it up the ladder in the first place. You do need to worry about landing though, mostly so you can immediatly stand up so your not sliding or rolling uncontrolably down the big hill. Trick is, to pull you legs up, and point your tips down a bit. Keep your arms and poles (if you use them) low, and just be a coilover. When you hit, youll land skis first, ass next, and possibly you back third. At that point, you just have to catch an edge and use gravity to pull you upright. Its a lot easier than it looks/sounds. However, i wouldnt recommend and n00bs trying this stuff... ive been skiing for about 10yrs.
  9. Ya know, MRM is a good begginer area. 200 vertical feet just doesnt cut it for me anymore. Its ok to skrew around on, but after being at Whistler (5286 vertical feet... 1 MILE)almost anything seems small. I say we go to SnowShoe... maybe 1st weekend in Feb?
  10. not to self... dont fuck with #199....
  11. old. Nice car... wonder if they dont have mandrel benders over there?
  12. I still celibrate chirstmas. As a child it was never taught to me as a religous holiday. It was portrayed as a family holiday. I always thought that getting a tree and all that was just a way to bring a family together for a few days of the year. Something to do really. We never had pictures of jesus, went to church, or had crosses or any of that other parafanailia (spelling?) around the house. I dont plan on teaching my kids that its a religous holiday either... unless my future wife happens to be religous, then she can do whatever.
  13. Actuly, the one thing that Ellen Johnson (athiest) said that i did like, and that i think is true, is that people arent religous because they want to be. Theyre religous becasue they are taught to be by those that came before them. To me, that brainwashing. You know, same kind of thing that Hitler did with the youths during his reign of terror. They were taught that what was going on was right, and they didnt think a second thought about it. Its a harsh comparison, but apples to oranges, its the truth.
  14. im done with this post... i rufuse to type at a 6th grade reading level so people can understand what im saying. graemlins/finger.gif
  15. I like this part... which he totaly ignored... "Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been fully processed and your money Remitted to you."
  16. But it breaks because you race it. tongue.gif
  17. SPLN SUX

    Welder Needed

    i could do it in 10min... just dont mind the duct tape everywhere... tongue.gif
  18. Levels 1-10 are basicaly how you can tell who you can and cant ski with. Like me, a level 9, i can ski in dynamic parallel (knees nad ankles locked together) on all double black diamond terrian, and navigate triple black diamond runs. A level 10 does the same, but on ALL terrian... these are your X-Games/Olympics guys/ladies. Level # 1 Can navigate all green terrian. 2 Can navigate all green terrian in DP. 3 Can navigate all blue terrian. 4 Can navigate all blue terrian in DP. 5 Can navigate all SBD terrian. 6 Can navigate all SBD terrian in DP. 7 Can navigate all DBD terrian. 8 Can navigate all DBD terrian in DP. 9 Can navigate all TBD terrian. 10 Can navigate all TBD terrian in DP. I saw this chart when i was at Vail. At that time i was a level 7... after 2 more days in Colorado and a week in Whistler, 8 went by real quick, and i got stuck on 9. Unfortunatly, if you navigate Spanky's ladder (QBD), your called nothing but crazy. That thing is so crazy. 35foot cliff to start off, then a 65 grade slope that about 200yrds (yea i was suckin air @ 18600ft), a flat, then another 40 grade with retarded amounts of mougles, boulders, and 10-15ft cliffs. It was a rush smile.gif
  19. Anyone interested in this? Im a die hard level 9 and i need to get out this year damn it. Ive already been to BC (Whistler Blackcomb, the best that North America has to offer), and just about every where in Colorado. I want to go back to Snowshoe in WV since the weather sucked the last time i was there. Any takers? 2 or 3 days? Bottom line, im going somewhere, but i hate skiing alone, and its hard to find people to that can keep up. TRIPLE BLACK DIAMONDS FOREVER!!!! p.s. The hardest run in North America, Spankies Ladder @ Whistler... yea its steap
  20. Ok so im watching MSNBS and they have a religous debate going... A christian, a catholic, a jew, and an athiest. Now im an athiest and i think the other 3 have all very good arguments and points, but the athiest, some STUPID ASS WOMEN WHO WROTE SOME DUMB BOOK, is spewing the stupidest shit ive ever heard from her mouth. She and others like her are the reason that people think athiests are just wrong. I for one am offended... Schall is pissed.
  21. Bore - 91mm/3.583in Stroke - 95.27mm/3.753in By any standards... its a monster. The most stretched out LD9 ever built ANYWHERE. Leave it to me to try somehting this stupid
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