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My tastes change with my income.

This guy actually fell for the Nigerian scam...HARD: http://www.windsorstar.com/Leamington+loses+Nigerian+scam/1173799/story.html

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Or accuse them of rape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WBttO4UzSw

Don't worry, when I first read my posts for the first time there are things I don't notice. Then, when I first read them for the second time, that's when I notice things that I would not have noticed the second time I read it the first time. I know how you feel.

What about when you first fire up the engines the second time?

Nope. I have always been the picture of (close to) perfect health. My cholesterol is spot on. I do not drink or smoke, and I have never done any drugs (I try and stay away from prescription drugs as well). That's idiotic. I know a lot of guys wouldn't even have come in, but we just watched "House" the night before and I knew that brown urine could mean renal failure. My kidney numbers are all perfect and they are keeping me flushed, so dialysis is most likely not necessary.

They are monitoring my levels of creatine here in the hospital and they seem to have gone up. The cafeteria read my food instructions wrong yesterday and instead of recommending that I drink a lot of liquids, they sent a liquid diet, which IMHO may make things worse by starving me of protein. I'll have to look it up.

Hi guys! Posting from my bed at St. Ann's Mt. Carmel! As it turns out, jumping into a new years resolution to exercise should not be done without some amount of caution. I was admitted Wednesday night, and hopefully I will be out soon, and jumping right back into things. For those who wish to know, the diagnosis is rhabdomyolysis. My muscles feel as if they were damaged beyond what they would normally see.

From DivX to DVD

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Pfft, YEAH

A chemical reaction in your brain as a result of a direct or indirect desire for you to create offspring with another human, which may possess some of the traits you desire to see in your children. The traits may be physical, intellectual, or biological (i.e., immune system, etc.) in nature and we may or may not be conscious of the reasons behind feeling this way.

Which program is it?

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It depends on how long you have had your account.

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Don't get me wrong, I understand. With a mouth like mine I understand all too well. I know exactly how you felt afterward, and it sucks.

My grandparents were farmers and had warm, raw milk on the table every meal. I thought it was foul, but they never drank anything else.

Don't hate son. You can't be me.

You're 23. I'm sure in those 2 years you've learned not to act that way anymore AMIRITE? Don't start a sentence with "well". See above. Also, grammar/spelling errors too many to list. In retrospect, this may be where the problem started. But, since you're 23, you probably knew that. Also, "well" again. "Needless to say" indicates that we knew this would be the case. We did not. I cannot comment on this, because I'm not sure if it's a sentence...I'm confused by what you were trying to convey. Maybe "Habeeb" knows you're fucking racist, so he figured you deserved it. NOT needless to say. How many noses do you have? Please clarify which assholes were acting cool and running their mouths.