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How does someone look Nigerian?

Awesome! I love to hear about your gas and vomit!

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75422 Yes, it is.

That is not what he said, he was looking at all 10 people on Google (a website) at that exact moment. Did you even watch the video?

I have earned several thousand dollars in rewards from Holiday Inn's Priority Club. Diners Club had an excellent program when I used them too.

http://www.tccoa.com/articles/tranny/index.html

Are you a juggalo evil clown? FUCKIN MAGNETS (Welcome to the site)

A racist comment from a driver of those vehicles doesn't surprise me. Nothing scares me...Except Carnies... http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b339/caitiebug12/carnies.jpg

Well hello, stereotype!

$501! http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/381220.jpg Okay, $501, PLEASE? http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bob-barker-price-is-right.jpg

Better have someone proofread it. Letter to boss, scenario 1: Boss, it seems as if my role in your small company has changed. I know you're in charge, but I don't like what's going on here. I'll give you $20K for a % of interest in your company (this insinuates you would have a say in changes to be made BTW). Letter to boss, scenario 2: Boss, I have noticed a trend for the positive in our business growth in the recent past, and I wanted to share some thoughts with you. Our sales have increased X% while our profits have increased Y%. By looking at the numbers for the past year, my sales account for _______. In addition, I have trained all current employees whose sales account for __________. I am very happy with the way things have been going, but I wanted to bring something to your attention. You may not know that with some of the increased job responsibilities I have, my potential for the same sales numbers this year may be limited. This may be detrimental for both of us. I would like to discuss with you, in detail, how we might optimize my skills for the growth of the company. In addition, if you would like, I would even be willing to invest $20K in this company for a 15% interest. I feel this is an indicator of my belief in this company, and my dedication to seeing it grow to its full potential. I look forward to your reply.

Rape jokes ITT, people sensitive to rape jokes GTFO

Believe it or not, the chia herb garden is actually super easy to use.

There are stores where you can buy hydro kits for, you know, TOMATOES. ;)

That was probably Camden, NJ, right over the bridge.

Maybe yours...

I will vouch for truckin's work too, I have had him do 2 flooring installations for me.

Fuck that. My kids love the Porsche. It just means I take more trips (not a bad thing).

I have 6 cars, none of them has more than 6 cyl. Total = 30

I never had a problem with US Air. Start flying first?

Did he also post links that didn't work? PROOFREAD MOTHER FUCKER

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2436/4013777014_789964f862_o.jpg

Holy Shit a funny Das Borgen post

Came to post this. Users cannot download your songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4 "My blue jeans is tight, so onto my love rocket climb"