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^^ He's got it right. The cowl in front of the windshield fills with leaves and dirt, which blocks the drain holes. The standing water causes rot inside, which rusts the vents, and the water then drains into the car, and that's what makes the floors rust out. Any suspension components made of rubber need replaced. So do the springs, front and rear. Also, it will most likely be slow compared to anything you have driven, and it handles like shit. Still, I love them and would drive the shit out of one.

Excellent post/signature combo.

Only one I could find under $6K.

It's OK, I hate Jewish (cheap) people.

You moved to a bigger pond. Your car is kinda "small fish" here, and your license plate may be referring to your own car. Welcome. Here's to hoping you make it as fast as you want it to be.

You obviously hate black people.

Honest question, what does "bolting a car" do?

Everything about the car is expensive, and it is fragile. My S is a great drive, but I wouldn't own a base model. The Porsche is a better driving car for sure, but for what Clay wants, he shouldn't buy one.

I own both a Miata and a Boxster. I would recommend Miata.

Boi Na Braza is wonderful. Brasa in Cleveland is really good too. Amazon was terrible and I was surprised they were open more than a month.

Stay away from Easton.

I've seen it twice.

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Maybe he was a paperboy and it was his last day at work. He wanted to be funny and fuck with one of his customers. You know, like an asshole?

If you call in and say "I'm sick" they cannot legally ask you anything else about what's wrong with you.

I am using Frankenmuth, but it is through a local agent (Patrick Irwin). I will edit this post with contact info for you.

Which is where?

While working at a horse riding camp several years ago, I spent a good twenty minutes explaining to a group, which consisted of twelve children and their young teacher, the importance of horse safety before walking behind a horse and being kicked in the head. I recall only walking in a zigzag back to the house with the muffled sounds of children screaming in the background before collapsing and waking up in hospital. While I was there, with a fractured skull, the teacher bought me in a get well soon card signed by all the children so I asked her out but she said no.

Matrix > Vibe, even though it's the same car. My co-worker loves his. Also, seconding what Kevin said above.

I can't see the pics you posted. Welcome.

Yep. Replace your ignition cylinder. Also, stop using heavy keychains.

Teflon!

Bad ignition switch? Does it cough and sputter or just shut off really quick?

For those that do more than place badging on it, yes. Just adding letters to your car = rice. Stop shitting in this new guys thread. Shit in the threads of new guys who deserve it.