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A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees his old friend Proud Eagle (a westernized Cherokee) sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun... Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?" Proud Eagle: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' alright." Proud Eagle: <shock> Cowboy: " Is this man your owner?" Dog: "Yep" Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Proud Eagle: <look of disbelief> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Proud Eagle: "Horse no talk. Never" Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Proud Eagle: <extreme look of shock> Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Proud Eagle. Horse: "Yep" Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Proud Eagle: <totally amazed> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Proud Eagle: "Sheep Lie."

Doc, I disagree with you a bit. I worked on a California Mark VIII when I had my Lincoln, and even with 130K miles on it the exhaust bolts all came apart like it was brand new. My friend (who was from Wyoming) commented on how difficult it was to work on my car. I feel I maintain my cars well. There is a difference, but I don't know what value to place on it.

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Sent PM.

He was banned.

Thanks to Justin for a great looking carpet installation. Well worth it.

You must py the rent, sue them for damages. Sucks but it's THE LAW.

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He said he isn't inot forums. He probably just doesn't know how to multi-quote.

This news was out several weeks ago. It is referenced in the UCB video "BP coffee spill".

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If your tips + salary do not equal minimum wage then your employer had to make up the difference. I'd say that's not a win. Sorry.

I can tie it.

Night Court X-Files Darkplace

http://orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/confused.jpg You are un-debatable. She cites her source previously, nun you ned to wurrie abut.

He's a MUSLIN, a goddarn MUSLIN!

Site your source for the unemployment and disability cuts. The last I understood, unemployed people I know had extensions on their unemployment benefits.

That's a general idea, please be more specific about how Obama caused these problems, and what he should have done instead.

The Dow is up 2000+ points since Obama took office. The economy taking a shit had very little to do with him. As a matter of fact, I have made more money in the last two years than I did in the previous five.

Explain how your life, personally, is worse now than it was 2 years ago.

What is the aluminum for?

That's crazy man, I can't imagine. It's awesome you have friends to help you like that though.

You could do everyone a favor by not showing up?

Says the man driving a Pontiac.