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I'm sorry about your condition. How long have you been blind? either way she will be a marketing party piece. But im sure she'll shake things up because she tough and can compete in a male dominated....sport, world, what ever. P.S. Do you know Stevie wonder?
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Senna Movie gets USA-wide release date - July 2011
Sturg1647545502 replied to Das Borgen's topic in Passing Lane
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Senna Movie gets USA-wide release date - July 2011
Sturg1647545502 replied to Das Borgen's topic in Passing Lane
man, i was thnking about this last night before i went to bed and i cant believe i wont be able to see it in a theater -
Sex on the beach NWS http://www.efukt.com/20909_Sex_On_The_Beach_FAIL.html
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/2549849730.html $1000 Best. Roommate. Ever. Date: 2011-08-16, 10:06AM PDT Reply to: hous-ughzv-2549849730@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies like AOL and FORBES FUCKING MAGAZINE. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist. Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no fucking clue where to live. My new office is located in NoPa, so I guess I want something in that area. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub. A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off. I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU! Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA! A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right? I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already! Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money. cats are OK - purrr
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towel down from top to bottom then floss the balls. The days my shoes start to smell like ball, i shouldn't have hit the snooze the one extra time.
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Is anyone really surprised? this is what toyota has thrived off of for years
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Fucking asshole d bag bike riders, who do they think they are destroying peoples private property like that
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Furthermore this is such an efficient way of burning a building down domestic terrorism group Earth Liberation Front developed a manual of how to destroy buildings....this is one of the pages. serious shit Never mind, i'm not posting that.
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It is, gasoline is a fire hazard.....and you'll just piss off the people who manage your property.
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Its NFPA fire code. I dont have a specific code for you, but its illegal. You have have a combustible liquid on your patio. LPG on your grill is normally what we normally see, but gasoline counts too. We issue a warning to the property manager and if we come back and see it we start throwing fines around. The property manager is just trying to comply with the FD, who is enforcing NFPA safety code, which is there to protect people. AKA Dont get your panties in a bunch The idea is in an apartment, if that lights off it will run the building side. Once it runs up the building it light the soffit and once it penetrates the soffit it will run the roof, which is one big space of open combustibles. Once in the roof shit gets real and you burn down buildings and kill people. If you need further info talk to your property manager but its legit.
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It always looks like they get close to the trees in these videos, but this seems really close
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wow this is nuts. watching it now. If Mexico shut theirs down and the 3rd world country of Jamaica has problems with their school, that gives you a sense of how bad this is
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good music but CF cellos and leather jackets? Wish i would have just heard it. douche bag philharmonic with that video
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14145045 TL;DR = With the wide spread proliferation of information being constantly available, we as humans are not remembering as much any more. If you know X fact is going to be available via smart phone, you dont bothering remembering it. IE how many numbers that are on speed dial do you know by heart? SO here the fun part. This is a silent game, replying with the answers ruins it for everyone and you will be labeled a pole smoker. Thik of a decent memory recall question that would be considered general knowledge and ONLY use your own brain power to try and get the answer. Losing is asking someone or looking it up Question. What where the names of the 4 Ghost Busters from the movie?
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Plus one on the 02 tranny issue.
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Im sure the Lady who specializes in flags could point you in the right direction.
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02 forester under 6k http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/2521667639.html 04 wrx wagon 9k http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/2545893992.html