ppsssssh, I bet he has never said anything like this:
Yes, the idiot was soo retarded, he thought it was a good idea to do a race, in a fucking Meijer parking lot (where they were having a car meet).
then he got an audi and thought it was super fast (beat to shit), then he got a dsm, and blew it up about 7 times, but claimed to be a master mechanic, then a 240, and he has blown it up about 4 times (yet still claims to know what he is doing), just weeks ago he was talking about how much more badass the CA 4cyl shit engine was than the SR, and how conservative and safe his tune was this time, and then proceeds to blow it up again
and if you want I can post his rep history too, which is pretty hilarious