For those playing at home lets see this little gem that has your vagina showing this fine morning. Keep in mind this is your post in the passing lane which I believe you refer to as an "offtopic subforum"
Now if the collective members or powers that be tell me I am wrong in deleting this, believe me I will be the first to open this great literary work of yours.
Also keep in mind that mods are here for a reason. If we dont handle these issues there are consequances, the site gets clogged up and people arent able to contribute because who wants to sit through posts like that when their trying to contribute or read threads, and we are as easily replaced as we were found. It took me years to move into a mod position, you think I want to get the reputation of not doing my fair share, for what, you?