When people call me at work for help and I say "did you turn the power on".
They say "of couse I did, the light is on, on the monitor".
And I say "no dumbass, the monitor is on. Turn the fucking computer on."
And they say "it is on. I keep pressing the power button on the monitor".
I FUCKING HATE YOU TO DEATH!!!!! JUST DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!