Rustlestiltskin

I can make you one that has a trap door in it for when then baby cries.

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Lol I broke a belt on it while Driving it up ya shitbird. I did drive it home

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Ahh, fake stories neck beards make up while waiting for the hot pockets to cook in the microwave.

Yes i'm on several. Haven't bought/sold anything yet.

http://i.imgur.com/5HJrtkW.jpg

This. White is GOAT car color followed by dat blue and dark grey

CTS-V followed by a Porsche Panamera :masturboy:

So I didn't read the whole thread. Is there's a spread yet for the bama/OSU game and if so who is favored and how many points are they giving?

Or they can really pick up their balls and quit hunting with firearms and use a bow like a real hunter.

G19 Master Race Crew. 9 millieeeeee

This. If you guys want to cry and bitch about the way police have to handle criminals then we can propose a "citizen self protection month" where what was said above can come true and you'll have to protect your own ass for 30 days.

Get Fucked

So I was reading this thread here:http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120171 And it got me thinking. I'm really getting sick and tired of fire trucks and all the noise firefighters make when putting out fires. Seems like these last few weeks there's been fire trucks going up and down my neighborhood putting out fires and it's really bothering us along with our kids. Who do I get ahold of to file a complaint to see if they'll stop coming and putting out fires around here. That damn siren and lights are really getting on my nerves!

Just finished calf day....caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror looking pale as fuk so I decided to hit the sunbed in the changing room. Luckily, no one else was in there cuz I always feel kinda gay using a sunbed. Anyone, I strip off and enter to get my tan on http://i62.tinypic.com/2j0bdk1.png About 2 mins into my session, my stomach churns and bubbles and I reluctantly let one rip.. http://i57.tinypic.com/mruxiv.png the stench was ungodly!! I nearly puked...it lingered for a good 3 mins where I nearly passed out several times...anyway, 1 min later, my stomach bubbles again..I think to myself there's no fakin way i'm going through that again so I open the sunbed door slightly and stick my angus out and relieve myself.. http://i62.tinypic.com/2z9cm87.png as I'm closing the door to my horror I realise i'm not alone in the changing rooms anymore...some 6'4 jacked dude is drying himself of with a towel staring straight at me with a sinister smirk on his face.. http://i57.tinypic.com/2q00cc8.png I kind of smile awkwardly back at him and close the door and carry onwith my tanning....1 min later I hear heavy breathing and realise the guy is peering into the sunbed http://i61.tinypic.com/fncjk1.png he must have thought I had stuck my ass out of the sunbed to entice him or advertise myself to him...he sticks his penor in between the gap in the door...I literally freeze...I can only liken it to sleep paralysis...I wanted to scream and run but I was frozen...the guy whispers 'you not wanna play?'...I remain silent...he then starts fuking the gap in the door...his schlong is a good 8 inches and it cause the whole sunbed to start shaking...he is groaning louder and louder and the sunbed nearly fakin ripped out the fixtures...I couldn't believe this was happening...I finally manage to say something 'come on bruh'....he holds his breath.... http://i59.tinypic.com/2z6s9ps.png and shoots 10 ropes of splooge all over me....he knocks on the sunbed...says nothing an walks off. The lights on the sunbed switch off but I stay in there for 10 mins in the dark waiting for him to leave. I gather my belongings and put on my clothes...I run to my car, get in...then I break down crying uncontrollably. I still have his dried jizz on me the sunbed seered into my skin.

This. Tie ribbons to each other's hands and recite "no rest til the police are off our streets!"

BOOM. This is a dream come true. OSU vs Bama. Can't contain my excitement and anticipation for this upcoming game.

OSU is in!!! Time to fuck up Alabama!

I want to skull fuck These commentators. They deep throat Bama every chance they get.

Considering the engine upgrade and only having 60k miles, this is a great deal. GL. If this were white we'd be talking

and smear shit on your face then throw you out a window.

I'm thinking of getting the 6+ just to do it bc I got a free upgrade now. Toss a nice case on it and have myself a Phablet :gay2: :nod:

lol. those threads were quality. For the unaware: http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101014

:lolguy: The good ol days.