Dr. Pomade

Which can still be a great track car and checks all of his boxes... Have you sustained a traumatic brain injury recently? Just curious.

Rumor is that Porsche's are allowed on tracks and happen to do decently well on them. Just a rumor, though - have not confirmed this.

I'd probably go with a white, black, or silver G-Wagon and trigger everyone.

Yup, 997 turbo. Viola, all boxes checked.

No one does, including BMW owners.

PM sent...

Those are pretty much 2 universals, right? Anyway, I bought another car from Jordan: a 2016 Jetta. Solid car, excellent shape, and Jordan got me a great deal. Customer service top-notch, would likely have sex with him if I was a girl. Or he was. Or I and he were both gay. Or I was gay and he was just curious about being gay. You get it. I will not buy a car from anyone else.

Frankly, I'm shocked to read about anyone having a negative experience with Jordan/JET Auto. Like, it's difficult for me to even wrap my head around that. I suppose it's impossible to keep everyone happy all the time, but I think Jordan comes pretty close. BTW, I just bought another car from him yesterday. Look forward to buying more. Here's the best endorsement I can give: when I am purchasing a car, I won't purchase from anyone other than Jordan. The end.

Another vote for avoiding Leaders. They botched our move (e.g., showed up without the proper staff or equipment), then didn't want to make it right.

News weatherperson = be consistently wrong and still keep your job Airlines = have uniformly awful customer service, and on rare occasions kill every single one of your customers and employees, and still continue to command high prices and stay in existence

You know what else is serious and old? Not a triple post, if that's what you thought. Rather, an old person having a heart attack is serious and old. That was the correct answer.

Seriously, happy birthday.

40 is the new 20. JK it means you're old.

Agreed, Smashmouth remix put this over the top.

Yes, you are, because it's actually funny.

JK My vote would be for Rule 3.

McCormick and Schmick's, though it's somewhat pricey.

Or Adobe Gila's, though unsure if they have BBQ.

Bar Louie or World of Beer

I think there were less people celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Glad Clemson won. I was really wrong about them. Brandon is spot on - don't lose to a contender; paradoxically, it kills your chances by virtue of always being one place ahead of you in line for playoff. And Ohio State was best team in 2015. But you shit the bed at the wrong time and then you get to sleep in it.

So when is Ohio State game? Still in England wondering when I can see Ohio State take the field and play a competitive game of American football. Cheers

Hey guys just wondering when Ohio State is playing? Just curious TIA

Checking in from England. Here on family vacation. Must be the fact that I'm overseas and across the Atlantic because Ohio State looks fucking awful. Will adjust TV feed and check back in.

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