Dr. Pomade

Is Hill actively trying to avoid catching the ball? Serious question.

4th down conversion 4th down stop Muffed onside kick Blocked punt Safety Muffed punt We are well on our way to breaking some kind of single game record

Coors Light is pretty much alcoholic water.

This thread is now my online blog. Today I had a delicious avacodo toast at a quaint gluten free bakery. It was much better than expected. The atmosphere was inviting.

See told you, listen to me Scott Frost.

Ok for thus punt Nebraska should just take a knee. YOUR MOVE BUCKEYES

It’s actually a 4 and out on first drive, Mr Idiot Announcer. But we get your point.

Nebraska decided theyd just start Ohio State in red zone since it’s clear Ohio State can’t score from there. GENIUS

Omg LOL at that kick

Solid start for Ohio State. Only gave up 7 explosive plays, committed 2 penalties, and gave up 7 points and 80 yards of offense on that opening drive. Good use of bye week, I’d say.

I agree with the vast majority of your reasoning and I like your scenarios. BTW, Texas beat Oklahoma at the end of regulation, not OT. Though, for us to get in, I don't think we need both ND and Oklahoma to lose. Rather, either one of them losing will open the door for Ohio State to get in. However, if both of them lose, then, yes, I think we definitely get in. (BTW, I am assuming in this scenario that Ohio State wins out.) Like you said, Alabama needs to win out. A 1-loss Alabama team just opens the door for a second SEC team to get in. I doubt Ohio State wins out, though - especially not the way they look, all the turmoil that's occurring right now, etc. There's a good chance Michigan State beats them, NW has a great shot of beating them, and Michigan may hand them their worst loss in Ohio Stadium. Thus, I am kind of rooting for chaos, like for Alabama to lose twice (LSU this weekend and then to Auburn), Kentucky to win the SEC, Washington State to win the PAC, Northwestern to win the B1G, and West Virginia to win the Big XII. Just absolute craziness. My want scale kind of goes like this: 1) Ohio State to win National Championship 1.5) Ohio State to win NY6 bowl game 1.75) Ohio State to win B10 2) Alabama to NOT win the NC 3) ND to NOT win the NC Maybe it's just me, but I see a bunch of similarities between this team and Meyer's Florida team(s) that spiraled out of control. Like, the cracks are showing and it seems like only a matter of time before the dam breaks. Hope I'm wrong.

Where are my 500 quarts of oil?

10/10

The BYE week will still manage to put up 10 points on this defense

Unless things turn around drastically and quickly, Michigan will beat Ohio State by 50. Ohio State doesn't belong anywhere near a B10 championship or the CFP. This team is a hot mess.

GOT THEM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT THEM

Omg LOL I’ll take 500 quarts of oil and call it even

LOL

Only down 15 with 4 min to go HAHA PURDUE YOUVE FALLEN SQUARELY IN OUR TRAP

Where is the guy trying to bet me oil?

I was being was too generous giving OSU 27

I’m about to wager 1000 quarts

Ohio State 27 Purdue 45

For once in a long time I want no part of Michigan.

The legend of Joe Burrow grows. 0 - Alabama 1 - Alabama 2 - LSU 3 - Georgia 4 - Ohio State 5- Tennessee 6 - Florida 7- Notre Dame 8 - Kentucky 9 - Alabama 10 - Clemson