Dr. Pomade

I was flipping through the channels last night and stopped at BTN Greatest Games, which was the 2008 Cap One Bowl, Michigan v. Florida. First play I saw after I started watching? Florida runs, and successfully coverts, a fake punt with a pass to a freshman tight end named Aaron Hernandez. Kind of creepy.

Ricart Ford.

Looks like I know where I'm going for my next car.

Just finished shaving my chest and boy does it look and feel great. Next, I will need to oil my hairless chest up before hitting the crossfit gym and doing some burpees, kettleball swings, and box jumps. Functional movements, people, and no fucking chest hair. Tonight, I think I'll take my supermodel wife to a nice restaurant wearing a stylish pair of To Boot New York double monk straps, a deep V, and a dollop of pomade to rock my pompadour.

Evening news reads: Porsche owner commits suicide. Love to see the lights disappear from the view down the road.

Always loved the look of those.

Yup, mine was forest green/gray like the one pictured. Seriously, I wore out all kinds of cars on the street from a dig - all the while with like 19 people in the car. Yes, I was a very responsible driver at age 19.

I'm in tears laughing right now.

http://image.automotive.com/f/ofthemonth/11068815+pheader/sccp_0811_04_z+1991_mitsubishi_eclipse_gsx+rear_left_view.jpg http://www.2040cars.com/_content/cars/images/40/269140/001.jpg http://www.mrbryantsoffice.com/03cobra/cobra2.jpg http://www.cadquest.com/pictures/z06-10a.jpg

The trash compactor reference was brilliant. I also liked when he tried to pull the front wheel of the bike up and clearly did not.

What if, for the boat, you wanted to be able to comfortably fit 5 to 6 people and you didn't necessarily want it to sleep on it?

YOU'VE PUNNED MY BATTLESHIP

GUNS DONT MIX WITH COPS AND CARS

I like the way you think.

If I had a c6z, I doubt I'd ever road race it. My only hesitation is that I'm afraid as soon as I get one I will fall in love with the c7's, and specifically the c7z.

Is the larger dry sump worth what I'd pay for the 2009? And I'd probably do a heads/cam package, add the usual stuff that goes along with it, and call it a day. Nothing crazy, nothing too aggressive.

Damn, dude races everyone. Thoroughly enjoyed.

Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 600rwhp 3150lbs. You had me at 600rwhp. Seriously, I think I'm leaning more and more toward a c6z. I'd imagine you could pick up a mildly used one for a reasonable price - especially once the c7's are available. But, aren't I not supposed to buy one from before a certain year - like 2007 or 2008?

Operation: Fun Weekend Car Synopsis: ZR1 and a Porsche race, both with seemingly equal HP. ZR1 seems to have the advantage over Porsche, especially at higher starting speeds. Undercard of video features another Corvette, though the owner seems to be a bit of a douche/ricer/liar. Conclusion: None can be made with any certainty at this point. However, ZR1/C6Z is certainly at the top of the list.

Whoa, wait a minute, let's not rush to judgment here. I think it's probably best if we have all the facts before concluding who's to blame for this. After all, we're talking about someone possibly spending the rest of their lives in a relatively small space. It's a big decision, you know?

1.5 story? So there's a missing piece to this story somewhere? I think we'd all like to know what it is.

IS THIS REAL LIFE

Well played.

ARE YOU A WIZARD